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J_Doe 95 points ago +97 / -2

Ones got an engine in the rear, and the other needs a battery to get going...

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paganbutterchurner 20 points ago +20 / -0

wow, thats hard work pedes. shes not just young on genes (theyre great) shes young on hard work, hitting the gym and running. Beauty can be made, with the right effort and attitude! (First lady is born with A LOT)

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BaconBun11 65 points ago +67 / -2

For those wondering, I'm pretty sure the Prius is French PM Macron's mother, I mean, his wife and former school teacher.

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TheSwiftPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

With flat tires by the look of things

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JackIsALarp 6 points ago +6 / -0

No need to be nationalist. She's obviously a Gremlin.

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TenScoops 7 points ago +7 / -0

correct

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DonttrustChina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine how the press would characterize Trump and Melania's marriage if she were a decade younger and GEOTUS had been an authority figure in her life when she was a teenager.

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +1 / -0

nigga big donald is like 3 decades older than melania tf is u sayin

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RichardNoggin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two, and he didn't say "if she were a decade younger THAN HIM" read it again my guy

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bighomiebeenchillin -1 points ago +1 / -2

nah da donald is like 75 brah lmao homie an elder but he still holdin it down g ass nigga lmao

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RichardNoggin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that's for sure. Keep that energy my friend I like it! Ttyl

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for the info. And you know, it's been a while since I've seen a woman who has absolutely no ass at all. Creepy.

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PleistoceneBeasts 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy's wife. Photo not really relevant, it just cracks me up every time.

https://c.files.bbci.co.uk/A678/production/_103661624_hi049684807.jpg

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rma92 1 point ago +1 / -0

That photo is... the big ghey.

Cracked me up.

(Although I assume it's out of context... but maybe not)

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DeplorablesLivesMAGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

Lmaoo. Looks like her head is on backwards.

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sully 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lol came here to say this. She has a frontback.

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blacktankguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

came here for the spaceballs reference

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Yahyeetw 21 points ago +21 / -0

Damn look at melanias ass

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Nancypelosisoldliver 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not saying to look at melania's ass but ๐Ÿ˜‰ I'm not going to tell you not to look either

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TonsOfSalt 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hair on the right looks like the wig E.T. wore

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao, fucking spot on.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 6 points ago +6 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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MisterKag 16 points ago +17 / -1

Thatโ€™s a โ€˜52 Citroรซn on the right, suffering from low compression.

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Quatro-cinco_md 3 points ago +3 / -0

This deserves to be top comment

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Bruce13 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK, perfect!

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Coprolite 10 points ago +13 / -3

More like a Ferrari next to a Ford Pinto

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BidensHairyLega 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think that's a LeCar.

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SolidSnakeOil 1 point ago +1 / -0

LeCar was a nice little Rally drive.

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something something... hit it in the rear.

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Forty_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

It blows up when rear ended?

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wakingmajority 9 points ago +9 / -0

Firstist Lady vs. Mom-Wife

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The_Kraken2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dr. Mom-wife

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought it was Jill too, its not.

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1984-AnimalFarm-2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thatโ€™s Trumpโ€™s Rump and he is a Lucky man.

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Trumperette1 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's Dr. Prius.

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proudtobeadeplorable 6 points ago +6 / -0

this needs to be stickied omg IM DYINGGGGG this is perfect

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Thewickersnipper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Champagne next to Dr. Pepper

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FrankGrimes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Macron โ€˜s wife, not too bad For being 85.

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cleancutcutlet 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like a Ferrari next to a broken toilet bowl

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Skycarp69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put iron Mike in there, I'd like to see what a farrari parked next to a sperm dumpster looks like.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like a Lamborghini parks next to a moped.

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unique_string 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ferrari & Prius are both foreign garbage

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Pedutoisacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

In fairness a lot of vehicles made by American companies are also foreign garbage these days.

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Killfoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The trunk is full but none of it is junk!

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Margincrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Proud of FLOTUS standing up to the pervert first lady of France

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Granwife lookin bad

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farangbak 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not a Prius, that's a Ford Model T

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dat ass.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

more like when a ferrari parks next to a dump truck

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Velosaeagle-Rex 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean....damn

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Thetheythere 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wonder if Dr. Jill Biden heal Hunter's hunting pole

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DuesImperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thatโ€™s President Macronโ€™s former teacher, now wife. The First Lady of France.

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Thetheythere 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are correct but if you would check out Jill Forbidden you will see the same figure on the right.

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Bartcarsonstrading 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seen the pictures of Trump, Melania, Macron and his grandmother all together?

Looks like they've thrown their car keys into the fruit bowl and Macron lost.

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nightfox02 1 point ago +1 / -0

even just the details like the form fitting clothes; god damn!

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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

NICE ASS

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doug2 1 point ago +3 / -2

Dat ass do

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-BeardedLurker- 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿฐ

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fishbone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks more like a Yugo

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Hibernatus 1 point ago +1 / -0

ASS/NO ASS

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Star_Commander 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not a Prius, that's a FIAT

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LpTx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Daddy Like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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Ariel125 1 point ago +1 / -0

That French lady has an eating disorder.

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vape4jesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ’–I love Ferrari ๐Ÿ’˜

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Trump_da_g0d 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why did someone poorly photoshop a mustache across Melania's buttocks?

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MikeBravo 0 points ago +1 / -1

shit...at least by some fuckin' Spanx bitch!

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TheGreatReset 0 points ago +2 / -2

I see the ass of two men.

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pokeman 0 points ago +1 / -1

I thought killary was fatter????