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Space Force announcement from VP Pence - POTUS declares they're not Soldiers, Airmen, or Sailors... They shall be known as Guardians! 🚀💥👽🛸 (media.patriots.win)             MAGA            
posted ago by C0untR0ckula ago by C0untR0ckula +2425 / -0
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CommieBangDingOw 98 points ago +99 / -1

Guardians? Not Space Marines? You had ONE job...

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DerekJJ 33 points ago +33 / -0

Space Force is a mil intel agency, so it makes sense to not call them Space Marines, since that's not their role. And calling them "Inquisitors" or "Crypteks" would probably not fly either.

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WiseOldOwl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck intel. I want a space navy and I want it now.

With a Death Star.

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DerekJJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Won't get that until we start mining asteroids. And spoilers, whichever company first starts mining asteroids is going to be the company that rules humanity from that point on, both due to the sheer wealth at their disposal (even a small asteroid would be worth tens of trillions in credit) and in potential military threats from kinetic bombardment.