Just received the annual Christmas card from my aunt and uncle. In it, they wish me a "happy and safe holiday season."

Um, WTF happened to Christmas? Since when is the "holiday" wish "be safe?" Christmas is a remembrance and celebration of Christ, who died for our sins. When God takes flesh to be crucified to protect you, you're protected.

They both voted Trump, but they watch CNN a lot. My aunt is terrified to leave the house, hasn't seen her grandkids, except through the window, since March. They dislike Trump, but realize leftist policies are the shits.