294 🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: marital law is currently in effect!! 🚨🚨🚨 💩 SHITPOST 💩 posted 64 days ago by trumpfuckingwon +305 / -11 118 comments share 118 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (118) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 133 ▼ – EagleEatsRhino 133 points 64 days ago +134 / -1 I just called my lawyer. He confirms. He’s a very credible lawyer too. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. permalink save report block reply ▲ 43 ▼ – women_for_trump 43 points 64 days ago +43 / -0 Better call Saul. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – Iknowityouknowit 19 points 64 days ago +19 / -0 Top Bird Law Pro permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – RustySheckelford 9 points 64 days ago +9 / -0 But how does Bird Law apply to people? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Gtrfan 6 points 64 days ago +7 / -1 Charlie Kelly specializes in Bird Law. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – TopBloke 14 points 64 days ago +14 / -0 Did, you get that thing, that I sent you? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Anustart 11 points 64 days ago +11 / -0 beat me to it permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ColoRADoPatriot 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 right?! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – TopBloke 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 I’m very good at tv show references, here take my card. TopBloke, Analrapist. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – generated_name 5 points 64 days ago +5 / -0 I scrolled down knowing this comment would be here somewhere. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Skywise 8 points 64 days ago +8 / -0 Better call My Cousin Vinny permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – ShyRipley 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 Two Yutes permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – SurrenderFreeman 6 points 64 days ago +6 / -0 PIRATES PEANUT! PIRATES! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 65 ▼ – MajorAppleHead 65 points 64 days ago +65 / -0 He said “Marital Law”. Not Martial permalink save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – Pleepleus 21 points 64 days ago +21 / -0 Problem with the wife? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 64 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – VoterIDMatters 4 points 64 days ago +4 / -0 Yeah, that’s a problem permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – HolaPendejos 4 points 64 days ago +4 / -0 Sucks dick well though permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – lovemylibs 4 points 64 days ago +4 / -0 You should drop her. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 58 ▼ – keeponwinning 58 points 64 days ago +58 / -0 I called my wife, she said marital law is still in effect, and no I can't have strippers over. permalink save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – ProphetOfKek 21 points 64 days ago +21 / -0 My wife said there could be strippers. As long as the were all dudes. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – GodSpeedTrump 6 points 64 days ago +6 / -0 Kek, that made my day permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 39 ▼ – Marble68 39 points 64 days ago +39 / -0 Needs shitpost flair stat permalink save report block reply ▲ 27 ▼ – ramcolt1 27 points 64 days ago +28 / -1 I just called my divorce lawyer. Unfortunately it’s true!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – deleted 9 points 64 days ago +12 / -3 ▲ 17 ▼ – basedblatriot 17 points 64 days ago +17 / -0 Ah yes, Marital law. Marriage is now legal in all 50 states. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – ProphetOfKek 5 points 64 days ago +5 / -0 Go try and marry your dog! I’ll be waiting for your admission of wrongness! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – CuckS1ayer 6 points 64 days ago +6 / -0 Probably legal in 1-2 states. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – E-dantes 13 points 64 days ago +13 / -0 Source besides personal lawyer E.t.a. excuse i meant "a lawyer just flew bn over my house!" E.t.a.2 wow, i must read more carefully in the future.... leaving for posterity permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 64 days ago +9 / -3 ▲ 6 ▼ – E-dantes 6 points 64 days ago +6 / -0 Thanks fren, may your blessing bring better sight, and discerning. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – klambchop 11 points 64 days ago +11 / -0 Lol permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – KekistanRanger 11 points 64 days ago +11 / -0 re-read it closer Pede's! LOL Needs a shitpost flair. Well done. Take your upvote... asshole! :-) permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – HedgehogFighter 7 points 64 days ago +11 / -4 Source or GTFO permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – ProphetOfKek 9 points 64 days ago +9 / -0 It was his lawyer that was the source!!! Sheesh! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Magistra 1 point 64 days ago +6 / -5 This is such a rude comment, just sayin’ permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – Nomad1 7 points 64 days ago +8 / -1 Called your lawyer? How much did he charge you? permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – valadin89 5 points 64 days ago +5 / -0 Angry updoot. Fuck you pede. Good job. I hate you but I am proud of you. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – 308win 5 points 64 days ago +5 / -0 Take an upvote. That was good. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – remindmelater 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 Marital Law is destroying families and this country.....no relationship is safe as long as marital law exists.... permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Slyder8 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 Anyone called Matlock? permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – MickHigan2 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 lol... this is fun. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – PatriotBot 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 I called Saul. 100% Confirmed, I'm still not married. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – IntenseV8 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 Spellings matter 😏 permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 64 days ago +5 / -2 ▲ 8 ▼ – pithys 8 points 64 days ago +8 / -0 I know someone that got married recently permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – trump_is_lord 3 points 64 days ago +4 / -1 I hate you. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Razamataz 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 Damn you’re u got me permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – brian4r 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 This was great! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – realtorrich 3 points 64 days ago +4 / -1 Source? permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – badfish1776 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 Called my lawyer and he confirms the earth is flat. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – CelticSkull 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 I got all excited you fooker! : ) permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – aonn 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ??? Source? permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – itsokaytobereggie 2 points 64 days ago +3 / -1 If the Chicoms take over the world, I’m going to change my name to Marshall Law and become an action movie star. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – HangTheSwamp 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 You mean Marshall Raw? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – itsokaytobereggie 2 points 64 days ago +3 / -1 Marsharr Raw permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – NoCoupForYou 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 I called the law office of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, they confirm. Breaking BOOM! Big! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – BigIslandFrog 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ... Marital Law... Yep. My wife is DEFINITELY the law in my house. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – sep11insidejob 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 fuck you permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – PatriotsWinBigly 2 points 64 days ago +3 / -1 Source or deport. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheKeagleciser 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 I just called my sexworker (its real work) and xir's ready for an absolute pounding. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – CaptainButthurt 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 I needed that laugh permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – SpezDispenser 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe confirm this. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Hangemh1gh 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 My attorney Bob Lablaw said so. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 64 days ago +5 / -3 ▲ 2 ▼ – Roadrash 2 points 64 days ago +2 / -0 Is your lawyer Gonzo? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – PresidentTrumpsCat 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 How do you know this? Not discrediting you (because I've seen some sus shit in the last 24 hours), but genuinely curious...how can you tell? permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – deleted 5 points 64 days ago +5 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – PresdentElectRanglez 1 point 64 days ago +2 / -1 I'm sure there are plenty of "marital" laws. It is a process to get married. Not sure if troll or typo, but without a source best to assume troll and return in kind. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – Undying 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 My dad works at Nintendo permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – farangbak 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 Just called 50 state AG's, they disagree. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +2 / -1 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +2 / -1 ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 64 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 64 days ago +2 / -1
I just called my lawyer. He confirms. He’s a very credible lawyer too. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
Better call Saul.
Top Bird Law Pro
But how does Bird Law apply to people?
Charlie Kelly specializes in Bird Law.
Did, you get that thing, that I sent you?
beat me to it
right?!
I’m very good at tv show references, here take my card.
TopBloke, Analrapist.
I scrolled down knowing this comment would be here somewhere.
Better call My Cousin Vinny
Two Yutes
PIRATES PEANUT! PIRATES!
He said “Marital Law”. Not Martial
Problem with the wife?
Yeah, that’s a problem
Sucks dick well though
You should drop her.
I called my wife, she said marital law is still in effect, and no I can't have strippers over.
My wife said there could be strippers. As long as the were all dudes.
Kek, that made my day
Needs shitpost flair stat
I just called my divorce lawyer. Unfortunately it’s true!!
Ah yes, Marital law. Marriage is now legal in all 50 states.
Go try and marry your dog! I’ll be waiting for your admission of wrongness!
Probably legal in 1-2 states.
Source besides personal lawyer
E.t.a. excuse i meant "a lawyer just flew bn over my house!"
E.t.a.2 wow, i must read more carefully in the future.... leaving for posterity
Thanks fren, may your blessing bring better sight, and discerning.
Lol
re-read it closer Pede's! LOL
Needs a shitpost flair. Well done. Take your upvote... asshole! :-)
Source or GTFO
It was his lawyer that was the source!!! Sheesh!
This is such a rude comment, just sayin’
Called your lawyer? How much did he charge you?
Angry updoot. Fuck you pede. Good job. I hate you but I am proud of you.
Take an upvote. That was good.
Marital Law is destroying families and this country.....no relationship is safe as long as marital law exists....
Anyone called Matlock?
lol... this is fun.
I called Saul.
100% Confirmed, I'm still not married.
Spellings matter 😏
I know someone that got married recently
I hate you.
Damn you’re u got me
This was great!
Source?
Called my lawyer and he confirms the earth is flat.
I got all excited you fooker! : )
??? Source?
If the Chicoms take over the world, I’m going to change my name to Marshall Law and become an action movie star.
You mean Marshall Raw?
Marsharr Raw
I called the law office of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, they confirm. Breaking BOOM! Big!
Yep. My wife is DEFINITELY the law in my house.
fuck you
Source or deport.
I just called my sexworker (its real work) and xir's ready for an absolute pounding.
I needed that laugh
The Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe confirm this.
My attorney Bob Lablaw said so.
Is your lawyer Gonzo?
How do you know this? Not discrediting you (because I've seen some sus shit in the last 24 hours), but genuinely curious...how can you tell?
I'm sure there are plenty of "marital" laws. It is a process to get married. Not sure if troll or typo, but without a source best to assume troll and return in kind.
My dad works at Nintendo
Just called 50 state AG's, they disagree.