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Slavik777 167 points ago +169 / -2

I will never kiss a frog, I dont want it turning into a prince where Im obligated to marry him. Im a guy, I dont swing that way, sorry. I will hug one though.

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Magistra 87 points ago +87 / -0

You know there are girl pedes, too!

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kebabdrogo 149 points ago +149 / -0

They turned the frickin frogs gay! Everyone knows this already.

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LockeThePatriot 40 points ago +40 / -0

Our male frogs have the best ovaries, don't they folks?!

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HiddenDekuScrub 50 points ago +50 / -0

This thread sure went weird fast...

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 22 points ago +22 / -0

INFOWARS.COM!

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LostMyAccount 11 points ago +11 / -0

SUPER MALE VITALITY!

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MAGA_NIGGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

BANNED.VIDEO!

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watching Alex on there right now!

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675-EVIL 0 points ago +1 / -1

Alex Jones might fire you next after he just fired Knight.

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Kozio_ 7 points ago +8 / -1

The frickin frick's ruined sonic too D:

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Magistra 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m always late to the party!

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Raindrops1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would not mind a frog prince....

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask Evangeline and she'll send you one

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MTay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you

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AngrySerb1 3 points ago +11 / -8

Women have no place in this war, they were the cause. Step aside and shut the fuck up!

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AngrySerb1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao

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TheFountainhead 40 points ago +40 / -0

Dude I would birth a fucking bullfrog through my pisshole if it meant that this happened tonight.

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Raindrops1984 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thank you for your sacrifice.

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BaxterTheWanderDog 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd shart a porcupine

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Slavik777 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dang it, dont make me make hard choices.

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1984-AnimalFarm-2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would kiss a frogs ass....if Kyleigh was the prize 😘

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

frog ass motorboating noises

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TangerineShine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would kiss Kayleigh’s ass if the prize was a frog.

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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could just ask

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Blurpy 9 points ago +9 / -0

GENDER IS OVER, YOU BIGOT!

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Prince identifies as a Princess your move bigot!

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Slavik777 8 points ago +8 / -0

I reject postmodernist identifications based on the fact that by their own account of epistemology, they are only making suggestions and not truth based statements. Your move?

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

But CNN told me Pronouns make it true!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one has ever been able to explain to me the difference between post modernism and a communist demoralisation subversion campaign.

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Slavik777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, sure, there is a difference in a base sense, in that postmodernism is an epistemology, or how to perceive reality at their base principles, where as communist ideology is a superficial or rather built upon ideology. Postmodernism is indeed being used to justify communism, that is where the two meet. The problem with modern culture is that masses do not study philosophy, and what little they have forced on them in colleges, is done so with zero skepticism to what is being taught. Postmodernist ideology is so shallow and so absurd that it literally falls apart not even on the merits of other approaches, but literally on its own weight.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 3 points ago +3 / -0

English motherfucker do you speak it? /s

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ColoRADoPatriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

im in!

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stabbingmandrill 15 points ago +15 / -0

When it does…

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

ITS IN THE LIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY

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CuckS1ayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have seen videos about that channel. They are weirdly unsettling.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most ARGs are. Theyre designed to be.

There are some really good ones out there..

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Slavik777 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good thing Im home alone watching your link....

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Nezock_theKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, seriously, what did I just watch?? LOL

Should I go outside and look at the moon now?

At first I thought it was the lizard news reporter dude...

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stabbingmandrill 6 points ago +6 / -0

All I know is… when you hear the emergency alert sound, whatever you do, don't look at the moon… or do. It's up to you, but you have been warned.

Don't watch these either… or do. Whatever the voices tell you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c66w6fVqOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh09uIN6tl0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MEHCJVhyZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPdgWYB9fdw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2PyUvTEUc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-vBhGk9F4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo

Also, don't go searching for Local 58, unless you like spoilers.

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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I love that channel.

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is this? I want to watch but I am afraid

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stabbingmandrill 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're too afraid to watch, then you're safe… right?

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iStillPlayC64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I checked it out, its creepy and cool! According to the channel description its a little art project by some dude who makes creepy videos in the found footage genre. Its creepy but its all just fake stuff some guy makes. Cool though!

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

That does sound cool, think I’ll give it a shot

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Eroticaenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

just looks like a creepypasta of weather alerts recorded on an old vhs for maximum spoopyness.

can't be any worse then ben drowned or petscop, but I don't like jump scares.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ugh idk what that shit is either lol

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Eroticaenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

The internet equivelent of telling ghost stories around the campfire. videos that record just enough of a suspicious activity to suggest that the haunting might be legit, but cut short of definitive proof (because its a fiction).

also loosely related to SCP-foundation style of writing.

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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basically, someone made a scary story with the medium looking like recordings of a local news channel.

I watched most of their stuff, it's genuinely freaky and I really like it.

If worse comes to worse, remember the Victory Position frens.

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Night 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome To Nightvale.

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SirPokeSmottington 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude, I ain't got a TV. 2008 was the last year I had one.

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1984-AnimalFarm-2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same year I cut the cable tv cord.

🥳

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Dogelog 1 point ago +1 / -0

I enjoy am talk radio and have a few subscriptions to podcasts

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check out three links oddcast

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geebeext 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that's the only cost I'll pay it 100 times

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless it's president harris on the TV.

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maganify 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT WILL HAPPEN!

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PertinaciousPatriot 190 points ago +193 / -3

Rock hard.

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macrolinx 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trust me, I wouldn't have to notify ANYONE. This fucker would be visible from space...

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KrakenFurry 1 point ago +1 / -0

SPACE FORCE

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Mavdick96 17 points ago +17 / -0

Doc, I'm coming down with case of freedom boner!

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

My body is ready.

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JokerPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd rather call every girl I know if I have an erection that lasts that long.

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Shempy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Spit take

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Meatsuit 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why is your banana blue, ladypede? (asking for a friend)

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Meatsuit 19 points ago +19 / -0

LOL That's how I got my name too.

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RedBloodofPatriotism 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope your kids didn't yell your name lol

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cashmoney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your kids yell out your name too? I hope not lol.

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GodSpeedTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Glad I am not the only one.

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milpede0306 4 points ago +4 / -0

like concrete

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BlancoBasura 130 points ago +134 / -4

I see that and I will ignore instructions.

I will walk around the neighborhood and smile and wave at everyone I see.

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BlancoBasura 87 points ago +87 / -0

It's fair to tell you that in this town, the marines won't be necessary. And whoever does get sent here will most likely be treated very well by the locals.

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Commiestomper 28 points ago +28 / -0

Based MO is going to fuck some commies up!

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JokerPede 15 points ago +16 / -1

Same. I'd be outside running the grill with my American flag and Army flag and Infantry crossed rifles insignia flag flying proudly way up high. Offering the products of my grill to any military on patrol in my neighborhood.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

What we grilling? I don’t have much ammo but I am a chef!

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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd probably just set out some unopened cases of bottled water for them, with a note thanking them for their service. I feel like anything they get that's not sealed or prepped in front of them they won't trust.

Unfortunately I wouldn't put it past Antifa to try to poison our military.

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tufftoffee 13 points ago +13 / -0

Honestly same. I wanna see them and wave! My heroes!

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ObjectiveReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grab the flag, it's time to run naked in the streets

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Maga2020Maga2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump hat on and the military give you a salute as you walk around town.

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Vertical2020 104 points ago +108 / -4

Ill be butt naked making snow angels in my front yard.

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MikeBravo 42 points ago +44 / -2

yeah man...and I'll be butt naked filming you making snow angels in your front yard!! lol

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Vertical2020 14 points ago +16 / -2

Kinky hahahah

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MikeBravo 6 points ago +6 / -0

or not! lol

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Vertical2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

hahahah

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bebe_snuggles 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think I've seen that video! But fr tho I'm glad pornhub is burning

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Raindrops1984 5 points ago +6 / -1

Now kiss!

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TacticalKeyboard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll be butt naked serving the drinks to you two!

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back to the pile!!!

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Meatsuit 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK will buck naked snow angels FACE DOWN

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TheHonestLion 1 point ago +1 / -0

So the usual?

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1776Widowmaker 93 points ago +94 / -1

Stay in your homes lol...

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Mavdick96 45 points ago +45 / -0 (edited)

The only time I will ever comply with staying your home. I'll be loading mags and be prepared to make bad Communists to good.

Edit: Meant bad communists to good.

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razor9586 24 points ago +24 / -0

Your Mags should already be loaded, friend.

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Mavdick96 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hey, I asked for more mags for Christmas.

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

DAS IT MANE

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CgMaui 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta have one to unload and reload. You know, for optics.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only way to unload a mag is thru the barrel

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Making bad communists into good ones!

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Mavdick96 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck, I'm retarded.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same. Commies are a$$backwards tho, so meh! Three cheers for chopper tours!!

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2l84aa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think it's the other way around

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massivehairycleaner 3 points ago +3 / -0

You may find out your doctor has the same condition.

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't cross the streams.

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PlebbitorDestroyer 9 points ago +10 / -1

This reeks of larp. They want us to be docile.

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TikTokNothingBurger -19 points ago +6 / -25

is this what you qfags dream about? Endless dopamine releases over fairy tale larps? when this larp inevitably doesn’t happen I’m gonna laugh at you

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Pandachris01 64 points ago +67 / -3

Fuck just start it already

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TruthSanity1 17 points ago +19 / -2

Made me honestly lmao. I was reading and deep in a daydreaming and your comment😂😂😂

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GoldenFlame 55 points ago +55 / -0

Good Morning.. Christmas Morning.

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FuckTheOtherSide 54 points ago +55 / -1

I can’t wait. I’m going to be cheering while all these faggots lose their shit.

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FuckTheOtherSide 20 points ago +20 / -0

The salt must flow

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FuckTheOtherSide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shadilay

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Maga2020Maga2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly we will not be able to post about it here for a month or so.

All social media down, all cable news down, text messaging down and very limited phone calls.

It would be a top down one way stream of info, informing you what is happening, where and when to get food/aid and how to do so and what is NOT allowed (no Antifa/BLM they are being picked up and sent off to work camps).

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TheDoninator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pick up some good books, some board games, a radio, stuff to do. It'll be like corona lockdown but fun.

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GAMAGABOI 38 points ago +39 / -1

Lol stay in my home my fuckin ass. Ive heard enough of that bullshit already

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sun_wolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

In Clown World, President Trump will declare Martial Law by letting us all take the muzzles off our face, leave our homes, and visit friends and family.

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DilbertsBeforeSwine 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Trump told me to do it, I would do it.

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Commiestomper 34 points ago +34 / -0

Makes my hair stand on end! Any conformation?

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Liberty0rdeath 28 points ago +28 / -0

Santa this is all I wish for Christmas. I’ve been a good boy.

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Prometheus76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mike Pence said they found the plug that will drain the tub.

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Wexit-Delecto 6 points ago +6 / -0

The world is watching!

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mrsucko 1 point ago +5 / -4

Ok Q larping faggot. You got any pudding?

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DilbertsBeforeSwine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before, after or during January 20, 2021?

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flopperdog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Makes my ____ stand on end! :D

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 29 points ago +29 / -0

Damn, I hope so...

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 19 points ago +19 / -0

Orange Man Good!

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DCdeplorable 27 points ago +39 / -12

Cool story bro.

If this was all so set in stone why have you been spending the last month saying we were going to stop the steal on election day, or that barr needed to do something weeks ago?

Is there a plan? Maybe. I'll only know for sure there isnt when i watch a pedo chief justice hand a demented pedo a book to place his hand on while they smile smugly and swear him in as an illegitimate POTUS.

And then I'll start my own LARPing, seems fun. You see guys, Trump actually HAD to let him take office, that was the final step. Now his fate is sealed! The navy seals, under Trumps command from Mar A Lago, are ready to strike. Oh you believe the reports that Trump was arrested? Fool, just a disinformation psyop to lull his targets into a false security. Its happening on Valentines Day, operation American Love.

See, its fun. But meaningless.

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bluto36 10 points ago +13 / -3

followed shortly by Operation Leprechaun and then operation Rainbow, then operation Flag, then operation Independence then it will be quite for a month or two but get ready. operation Cant wear White, one month later operation Trick or Treat, operation Gravy Bird, followed by operation Kringle ending in operation Big Ball Drop!

get ready cause it is going to be lit!

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DirtyName 6 points ago +6 / -0

Operation Gravy Bird

Top Kek

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DCdeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Operation Cant Wear White has been going on with the left for quite some time :/

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DCdeplorable 11 points ago +12 / -1

Obviously i want you to be right. But for over a month my liberal tears well has been dry. Im so thirsty, i can barely crawl through this desert to January. I pray for Providence to shine down on this great nation once more.

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sleepy_roger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Operation American Love sounds pretty badass though ngl.

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abusiverelationships 27 points ago +32 / -5

this will not happen, this is happy talk and is being used to distract and pacify us from applying more pressure to AZ, GA, WI which are GOP majority state legislatures to demand bipartisan audits, decertification/flipping of electors.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +6 / -2

this is what we do after we are done making our calls.

btw, tell me what WILL happen?

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

It gets stolen or it dosent civil war to follow.

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Maga2020Maga2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

The SC caved to the treat of leftest riots, the local politicians will not stand up.

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abusiverelationships 6 points ago +7 / -1

watch latest bannon war room

40k votes total in all 3 need to be proven and laid at feet of gop legislatures.

he said there's not an insurrection act waiting in the wings to save you. it's a grind.

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abusiverelationships 5 points ago +7 / -2

enjoy your deus ex machina saving you from the scary monster. don't worry, you dont have to do anything! you can just talk to your friends on a censored website! what great news!!!

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Keeptherepublic 1 point ago +3 / -2

So you are good with biden being potus then?

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abusiverelationships 7 points ago +8 / -1

im saying there is no LOTR eagles coming in to save us. it's up to us to force the legislatures. we don't do that, biden will be president. tough news to hear. no one to blame in the end but us for believing that mama bear will come in and save us cubs.

IT'S ON US.

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abusiverelationships 2 points ago +3 / -1

no what made you think that? me saying i don't believe an angel will swoop in at the last moment?

AZ, GA, WI legislatures need to be forced by the people to act.

It's just us. It's on us.

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FreedomSteak 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems a li’l conformist and uniform of there are no flavors of pede 🤣

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Raindrops1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can be a minstrel Pede. What are your thoughts on the lute?

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FreedomSteak 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m more of a drum and bass kind of guy 🤣

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HubriantNectarine 19 points ago +27 / -8

This is fantasy. Bring your attention back to things in the real world that will make a difference.

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Cjsmith87 16 points ago +22 / -6

LARPer, begone!

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PlebbitorDestroyer 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you feel it in your bones but haven’t been given a specific communication from a specific source?

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PlebbitorDestroyer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Give us a hint then?

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lurkwellmyfriends 13 points ago +13 / -0

Got a serious case of justice blue balls here homey ... Please don't be fucking with me.

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327FM 9 points ago +9 / -0

We had an Amber alert at 3:40 AM this morning. I bolted upright. I thought, "this is it.." Then I couldn't get back to sleep.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will be a red alert you’re looking for

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ImReallyRich 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ll believe it when I see it

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BasedCostanza91 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please happen

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BasedCostanza91 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope so! I’ve been a real good pede this year!

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hansgruber7 6 points ago +6 / -0

This feels like an unattainable dream to me, but it's beautiful to imagine. I won't let go of hope for this until the very end.

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PaleIsTheNewTanPS5 6 points ago +6 / -0

Previously, on Jericho...

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one episode I saw was ok but I liked stargate and falling skies better.last ship wasent terriable

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DeepDMingDeep 6 points ago +7 / -1

Everyone: OMG

TDW: YES! FINALLY!!!

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PeaceThroughStrength 6 points ago +13 / -7 (edited)

I hope this isn't a fucking LARP because my own sources are telling me we're running the clock.

Inb4Shill.

I know. I'm tired of being betrayed. There's no choice left. Cross the Potomac or every poster here, every IP address that entered 4chan/8kun/mlpol, all of us on the secret watchlists will be getting familiar with piano wire.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Own sources"?

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PeaceThroughStrength 2 points ago +5 / -3

I work in DC. I hang out with swamp monsters.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Time travel shit, or world-class irony that inmate uniform is orange. I never considered it before this moment, but I want it to be true.

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PeaceThroughStrength 1 point ago +3 / -2

I hope you're right.

I'm evacuating somewhere red. I've observed too much and needed to follow my gut, and my gut says I live too near the blast zone.

We've given GEOTUS the ammo he needs. We've held the line. We've red-pilled those we could. Alea Iacta Est or tattoo MAGA-Chud on your forehead.

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Spez_Is_A_Pedofile 5 points ago +5 / -0

K

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petiteputnam 5 points ago +7 / -2

Stay in your homes.

You sound like my cuck governor

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OtherwiseSafe 1 point ago +2 / -1

you are a funny guy or gal

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PeteButtplug 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm concerned about people telling us to do nothing. Will you still be telling us to do nothing on the eve of inauguration?

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Get-schlonged 5 points ago +6 / -1

The phones are going to work though?

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

I give a "maybe".

I heard an FCC commercial on the radio a couple weeks ago (of the PSA kind) on what to do if there was a massive telecom outage. This...commercial seemed to imply phones/sms would still be up.

The warning I'd have for this is that most phones (cellular or otherwise) go over VoIP these days, but in many cases work without the regular internet being up.

Anyway, I'm going to be honest. I don't know whether this will happen or not. I'm kind of in the "not betting on it, but won't be surprised either" realm. So it may still be good to stock up on nonperishables. Because if the internet goes totally dead, most businesses will not be able to take payments other than exact change... (considering all the "OMG HOW DARE YOU MAKE US GIVE YOU CHANGE? crap going on).

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Get-schlonged 3 points ago +3 / -0

Plot twist: what if i don’t have any friends to call? Lol

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MagaMita 5 points ago +5 / -0

And at that moment, the most patriotic sound ever heard; a sea of roaring lions that sounded like MAGA!

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FitOfficial 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just realized that wishing for Santa is different as an adult ROFL

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MemeWarsVet 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not sure about that particular scenario but yes, it will come without warning:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/380922018717515776

Move slowly, carefully --- and then strike like the fastest animal on the planet!

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. I hope that the Military will secure our Museums and National Treasures. Wouldn't want any looters to make off with our national inheritance.

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FreeKyle2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's starting to look a lot like MAGA Christmas....

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Billybobcuccio 4 points ago +4 / -0

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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UnderCoverTrumper 4 points ago +5 / -1

Huh. My car is packed to hit the road tomorrow to visit family for Christmas. I wonder if I won't be traveling after all...

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, fren! Bless you!!

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LaptopfromHELL 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've got: Food Water Candles Batteries Flashlights Radios (both am/fm and walkie talkies) Seeds Iodine tablets One of those tub sized water containers you fill with the tub faucet and a filter straw First aid kit Pet food Gas both in my car and a 5gal canister Ammo/weapons Lighter/butane

Am I missing anything?

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LaptopfromHELL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol got my maga gear of course 🇺🇲

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +7 / -3

I read an article by a guy who was trapped suddenly in a town in ?Serbia? for 2 weeks during some skirmish. They had no idea how long they'd be without power and seiged in.

He said in retrospect, you need plastic bags, more than you would think, that you should have a lot of plastic bags saved up... and he said lighters is a really big thing, and if he could have gone back in time, he would have pre-emptively bought up a big stash of lighters, because they sold out fastest, everybody was running around looking for some, and those who had them could barter them for just about anything they wanted.

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LaptopfromHELL 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a ton of both! And I bought more butane as well. That's really interesting they say ammo would be the new gold in an apocalyptic scenario but I'm thinking it's more likely that toilet paper and lighters are!

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BecauseISaidSo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of what Dave Ramsey said... (Paraphrasing) In a real apocalypse, toilet paper and blue jeans will be the new gold

... Can now add lighters, and maybe matches to that list.

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GodSpeedTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Going to bed now and hoping this will happen. It’s like we will have two Christmas mornings, or this is Going to be our Christmas present.

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GodSpeedTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow 😮, I can picture it now and it’s beautiful Clark.

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VoteBlaster2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Play ball!

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polk_high_4_td 4 points ago +5 / -1

This reads like a mini thriller novel.

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tooanalytical 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey pedes. Wake me up if GEOTUS crosses Rubicon.

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m999 3 points ago +4 / -1

do you have EXPERIENCE saying things like this or do you have SUBSTANCE which makes you believe this would happen?

I DEFINITELY WANT TO BELIEVE.

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MAGAMAN300 3 points ago +4 / -1

I will text all the liberals I know and just to witness their meltdown. haha

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OtherwiseSafe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can I get a patch for this mission?

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steelbeams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll check TD.WIN and see it there first...

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CitizenPlain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then I wake up...

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