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BorisWave 200 points ago +202 / -2

DO IT MR TRUMP!!

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Dagbagz 76 points ago +77 / -1

Yeeeees fucking do it already! We’ve got your back!

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leakmouth 45 points ago +46 / -1

But we’re gonna need to talk about your flair!

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PTear 15 points ago +15 / -0

Needs more medals!! 🏅

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Dagbagz 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you mean? :-) New on here.

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leakmouth 4 points ago +5 / -1

Watch the movie “Office Space”

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donaldismydad 24 points ago +26 / -2

sometimes i truly wonder...what good is it to be the MOST POWERFUL person in the world, if said person is restricted from wielding such power for the express purpose of ensuring free and fair elections, in fighting for, maintaining, and defending liberty and freedom from traitorous commie scum demoncrats, RINO's, and globalist oligarchs???

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OtisTheTownDrunk 32 points ago +32 / -0

It appears the checks bounced and everything's out of balance.

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Junionthepipeline 12 points ago +12 / -0

That system got sold for scrap value a while ago

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

He better since the court was very clear what side they are on

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EmperorGodTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

There is some sense to it, its harder for the entire house/senate to be corrupted as oppose to one president.

But unfortunately we're living in a time where the entire house/senate is more corrupted than one man.

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usuck911 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the time has come to use the power for Good.

Do you think evil will shy from using the power when he ascend the throne?

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JudicialDredd 20 points ago +20 / -0

SAY FUCKIN' GO!

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trumper1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

PLEASE MR. TRUMP. CRUSH THESE COMMIES. WE BEG YOU

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Yuri_Gagarin 2 points ago +2 / -0

X10000

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TrumpChampBelt 67 points ago +67 / -0

"This is my Hillary Slayer medal, and this is my Impeachment Bullshit Survival medal"

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plasmaburnz 5 points ago +5 / -0

*Marine one flies by
*vertical blur past the window
*thwump
*biggest shiteating smile in US history

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Brulee 2 points ago +2 / -0

"This is my Hillary Slayer medal...."

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BaldEagles 6 points ago +6 / -0

This one is for Shitposting, with Valor.

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PTear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol - I could see him explaining it something like this..

https://youtu.be/S71n_RFyjeg

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Krauter 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best way would be as follows, in my view:

Let him start by acknowledging that this speech is very hard for him and that he now has to accept the reality of the election results (normies and MSM will think this is his concession speech). He will continue by recalling all the achievements during the last years. Then in a long an detailed section (an hour or more) he will show again all the evidence for fraud (MSM will likely stop the broadcast and short-sightedly claim that he conceded to Biden). At the end of the speech, he will again reiterate that it is hard for him to accept the reality that the election was stolen and that none of the checks supposedly in place to correct such fraud have failed. Then he Invokes the EO and Martial Law.

Most normies and MSM would not see that last part and the confusion would be glorious.

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fbeeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it would be a good idea to make the speech able to be understood fully even without video, since obviously you'll have radio listeners, and it'll likely also be broadcast on the EAS, which is audio-only.

So yeah, nothing that would require video to be shown. This would be difficult in regards to showing the evidence, since it'll all have to be explained in audio.

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Yuri_Gagarin 2 points ago +2 / -0

In front of two M1 tanks

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Doctor_Strangelove 15 points ago +17 / -2

You have a choice. Trump as your president or the military tribunal

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

We more trebuchet action in this country!

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Dfalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well the HOA would be the fertilizer in that case so....

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kill a commie, and then make your wife a mommy.

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Doctor_Strangelove 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only good commie is a dead commie

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Doctor_Strangelove 5 points ago +5 / -0

I pride myself on being an equal-opportunity commie hater

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Dowager_Ginger 31 points ago +31 / -0

KEK! So tragically true!

I want a single dictator that is reluctant for job rather than multiple commie tyrants that are wetting selves at thought they can boot boots on our heads.

He just wanted to fix the economy so he could go back to his day job and make fistfulls of dollars

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Paul_Revere 14 points ago +14 / -0

I want a single dictator that is reluctant for job rather than multiple commie tyrants that are wetting selves at thought they can boot boots on our heads.

This is a profound truth. The best national leader is a man who doesn't want the job.

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JoseffineBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

But knows he can do it

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone who wants power is unqualified to have it.

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plasmaburnz 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of the biggest lies we were sold by our government indoctrination centers was that the opposite of democracy was authoritarianism. No, the opposite of authoritarianism is liberty. Democracy is just a method of selecting seat holders. It has some pretty awful incentives(high time preference, quiet socialized costs/publicized benefits, elect a new people) that require an arsenal of limitations to correct. American Progressives unifying mission through the 20th century was tearing out all the safeguards that allowed voting to be a good thing here. This produced the deep state which frustrated Trump and prevents all reform that isn't giving the elite more money/power. The reason defense/healthcare/education are so massively expensive all go back to the same democratic cause.

So Trump needs to roll out an audacious platform with his power grab. Freed of the shackles of the nothing he can through the normal channel he could promise the reforms that the establishment has thwarted for generations. Ranked choice voting, legalized weed, healthcare reform, a defensive military, states rights, student debt/loan reform, etc. He could list all the graft that our bloated government has accumulated and end it. Not only could he, but he would need to. He would need non-insane/Progressive Democrats to go along with it. He would be pausing the Constitution to get this done and would need to draw his legitimacy from pure popularity. Thus he would need to promise a popular platform to even get started.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're state property

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CahalTheMad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trumpochet.

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GodEmperorUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Donaldo.

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PaulRevere123 19 points ago +19 / -0

Do it already declare martial law

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540k-Again -6 points ago +3 / -9

Dem/commies are the COVID Martial Law declarers. Dems built and put kids in cages. Dems are the KKK and are racists of all stripes. Do not carry the DEMS/Commies water and invert things.

There are 3 kinds of government forces/troops: Military, Police, Spies.

They are like: Rock, Paper, Scissors.

They have different jobs to do, and using the wrong tool for the job is bad; very messy; and is very costly.

To arrest criminals, this is the job of police powers; not spies, not troops.

People whom keep repeating muh "Insurrection Act/Cross The Rubicon" might as well be telling Trump to use the spies to solve the problem; both are bad and wont result in the desired outcome.

I explain more about the 3 kinds of government forces in my how to fix the FBI comment link; because that's one of the key structural problems with The Bureau.

For a simple genuine, outline of how to reform the DOJ & The Bureau (extended comments shows it applies to other things too like CIA, etc.): https://thedonald.win/p/Hrd197tR/x/c/19A0yBZg5x

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PartOfGod 19 points ago +19 / -0

To fix the Republic. There was a Roman general who did the same thing. Cleaned the republic and gave power back when he said he would.

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LibriumOrDeath 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sulla, sadly his reforms only lasted, if memory serves, less than 100 years.

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Suddenly, Biden gets assraped with a 9-iron

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or all three at the same time

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trumpochet

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MustafaJones 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mi Presidente!

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DeadLivesMatter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump will be a dictator. Don’t worry communists it’ll only be for 3 months max.

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aaafirefly123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Declare Martial Law

Suspend Habeus Corpus

Arrest Biden Electors from Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Arizona.

Summon the Militias and have them surround the capital.

Fire everyone in the swamp and hire non-swamp people.

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OzarkianTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot "Arrange hundreds of one way military Chinook helicopter rides for arrested Treasonous felons to the Florida Everglades" ... where the hungry crocs will enjoy full tummies for Christmas!

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EmperorGodTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

No more playing nice man, that's what the Democrats rely on, the Republicans keep playing nice.

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SneedsFeedAndSeed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Funny how Chile was a third world shithole before Pinochet and before 2019 riots and coup to Piñera it was practically a first world country. Now its heading to be Venezuela in 2030.

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Johnnyboy2324 8 points ago +8 / -0

Word

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CaptainChrisPBacon 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO! Do It, General Trump. Lob their heads off and put them on a pike. I love America. But we are within a cunts hair of losing the America we know and love. So start lobbing and picking!

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TakenusernameA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trumpinochet?

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highenergywinning 6 points ago +7 / -1

I am 100% ok with a Dictator Trump at this point

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3-10 6 points ago +6 / -0

🦅 ☁️☁️☁️ 🌤 ☁️☁️

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OzarkianTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

First Roberts jammed Obamacare up our ass... 🤬

Then Roberts fucked us IN THE ASS by rejecting a HEARING on the Texas + 19 State lawsuit. 🤬

Maybe Roberts is long overdue for a long term visit in hell with his old butt buddy, Ruth Bader Gonzo-burg. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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EddieGrimm 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've been saying it myself, third world elections will have third world consequences.

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NucaCola 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish Trump was even HALF the actual tyrant that the Left claims him to be tbh

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Numaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

"The people of Tropico America love you, el Presidente. Even I have a fondness for you."

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StarPlatinum123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even 3rd world elections are probably more secure

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EmperorGodTrump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mainstream media are corrupted in 3rd world countries but at least social media aren't.

The US Election is the only election Big Tech interferes in.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

queer

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DeusVultPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

¡Generalissimo, Los helicopteros estan listos!

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auntjemima 4 points ago +4 / -0

With 1st world armed citizens.

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walls4america 4 points ago +4 / -0

Third world countries also require voter ID for all voters

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Suture 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've long said that the best and most stable form of government is a dictatorship where the ruler cares about the country and it's people. Be it king, emperor, president or whatever, as long as he has full power to do what he wants, and does so in the best interest of the country

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EmperorGodTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Only Trump, Obama would have bombed all of us like he did Syria.

Trump's first term has proven he doesn't like military oppression despite what the media said.

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Suture 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obama never had the best intererests of the country in mind, it was evident once he took power. He did the exact opposite to many of his promises and by the end of the 2nd term, I think most people understood how corrupt he was

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BabbleRabble 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like my hat?

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CeruleanShadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice, a Ground Forces uniform (Colonel, if anyone is curious).

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IAmtheGodWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is, without question, the best sentence I’ve read in 2020. So perfectly true. It calls out the preposterous, unacceptable situation with the election while seamlessly justifying the appropriate manner with which it must be handled - all tied up in a neat memetic bow. Simple and beautiful.

Third-world elections require third-world solutions.

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Iseekekpeople 3 points ago +3 / -0

¡Enciende los helicópteros!

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Trump isn't re-inaugurated by January 21st, I'm probably going to only vote for Pinochet for the rest of my life, since elections don't matter anymore anyway. I'll just put a huge permanent Pinochet sign on my front lawn.

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Thetheythere 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would gladly go into battle with General Donald J. Trump.

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Andy0202 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, but unfortunately, as great as he is, I don't think he has the balls to do it. But the sad thing is his legacy will be a great man who lost the free world.

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boreal_storm 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rats made this outcome inevitable.

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Millions of us will gather beneath the White House balcony to hear your pronunciamentos, el Presidente!

Also, even if it's overcast, could you wear sunglasses?

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Liberty1885 3 points ago +3 / -0

DO IT!!!!! I SUPPORT TRUMP 100%

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

The logic is impenetrable.