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Boilingsnowflakes4u 55 points ago +55 / -0

I hope it’s the Delaware!

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Chompz 27 points ago +27 / -0

Bingo.

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kekkk 23 points ago +23 / -0

The better analogy.

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johnqpublic864 8 points ago +9 / -1

Exactly! I've said that, too. Washington would've defeated Caesar.

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RejectTheProgramming 6 points ago +6 / -0

To be fair Washington had nearly 2 centuries of advancement in strategies to learn from. If you are saying Washington is more naturally gifted then I cannot say I disagree but we do have to take into account the advancement in theory and technology

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johnqpublic864 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fair point for sure. I'm American, I'm biased. Washington would've made Dominos pizza out of Little Caesar.

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KyleismyHero 3 points ago +4 / -1

Please, Washington was an inept general. Caesar was a military genius, to compare the two is asinine. Read some damn history!

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johnqpublic864 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Washington was better. He was our general and the first President of the best country of the world.

Caesar ruled from the back, making cheap shitty pizzas and tossing salads for the troops. He ultimately got stabbed after the Senate got tired of mediocre pizzas all the time.