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Why is Biden constantly late?
posted ago by TaterNubbz ago by TaterNubbz +15 / -0

He's always getting a little behind

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– Sam37 2 points ago +2 / -0

He shits his drawers, regularly.

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– nufosmatic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or is he always BEING a little behind?

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– oklahomacowboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's too old to get pregnant. He went through the change back in the 60's.

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– Rtsands45 1 point ago +1 / -0

It takes time for the essence of jailbait to kick in.

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– DTvoter73777777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because he thinks the universe revolves around him

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– hiddensfinger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did Michael Jackson go to walmart

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– TaterNubbz [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why

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– ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because he gets lost on the way. That’s when Dr. Biden shows up, it Hass to help him on and off the stage, and even sometimes sit with him during the interviews because he’s a fucking village idiot

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– Michonne21 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have to change his diaper often.

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