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BillDCat 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not high enough. She's probably just on her 2nd week of a bender.

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FreeTrumpian 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is Pelosi, you underestimate how evil she is. She didn't get the shot it was saline. She's faking being ill so she can blame the President for it.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wouldn't put it past her.

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Cowcutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can blame Trump all she wants but I'm pretty sure he wasn't in the lab cooking it up. Hopefully it's just good old fashioned karma

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it is Bidens Vaxcine

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LordSoth 7 points ago +7 / -0

They probably told her she couldn't have alcohol for 24hrs after and she can't function without it.

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ChocolateEvryday 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, they don't want to piss off big pharma

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CmonManDemoWhat76 6 points ago +6 / -0

And here I was, hoping it was a syringe full of air.....One can always day dream though

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EagleEatsRhino 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait you mean she didn’t just take a saline shot?

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AllahFubar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you imagine Nancy with the Bell's Palsy face? The memes would be epic!

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AtomicShnoz 5 points ago +5 / -0

she's 1/2 there already

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Shitposter69 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's definitely got bells palsy ass by the way she walks. Oh, maybe that's just an enormous dildo.

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Totem 3 points ago +3 / -0

She will just strap another aborted fetus to her thigh, she will be okie dokie

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Human1967 3 points ago +3 / -0

she didnt take it - the orange safety cap was still covering the needle ;)

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Eris 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking for a good way to "put her down" before she talks?

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KamalasCamelHump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope it kills her, it's the least she deserves.

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Kamalas_Bong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nanking Nancy

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SFgayDude4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has a deal with satan. Shes not goin anywhere. None of these evil people ever seem to die

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freewillsetstruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelosi with Bells Palsy would be endless entertainment

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Lapstrake 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the Democrats and RINOs had already been given the antidote before the virus was released. She wasn't given any vaccine today. Horseshit.

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MayorofTrumpton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so sure about her getting Bells Palsy, with her alcoholic track record she's more likely to get Bells whisky.

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DeusVultPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The vaccine has a secret effect of releasing the mental block that leads to Anti-Americanism. Pelosi is experiencing her first few moments as a proud girl, ultra patriot. She loves Trump now.

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Tread_not_on_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just so you pedes know, anybody taking the vaccine on camera is getting a fake shot

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boomerpro17 1 point ago +1 / -0

fake and gay

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thebestnumbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

One can only hope.

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Lovethycountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I pray that she gets well soon.... so I can see her head roll at the hands of the executioner for her high crimes against the American people!

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MyPresidentOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

The two are likely not even connected. Just more fake news hallucinations

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can only hope.

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