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Hanging_Chad 25 points ago +26 / -1

How many commies can Marine One hold?

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Hanging_Chad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Too late. Unless Bidet flew in Marine Two

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monximus91 6 points ago +6 / -0

i'll bring the F-16s

Michigan Militia Air Cavalry

Queen's 'One Vision' Takes Doug Into Battle

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DarkestB4ThaDon 14 points ago +15 / -1

Not enough. But a good start

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Trump_USA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's start right now.

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monximus91 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir! Yes, Sir!

Simulated Drop.

Aliens- Combat Drop Alternate Version

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CeruleanShadow 5 points ago +5 / -0

We could always detail the "spares" they use for the "shell game".

I'm sure HMX-1 would oblige us.

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RagnarD 3 points ago +3 / -0

None. Biden will never be President.

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AdamBomb 8 points ago +8 / -0

A CH-47F Chinook heavy lift helicopter is capable of carrying 50,000 lbs gross. In other words, it can carry 420 lightweight soy boy fags and/or troglodyte "women" (assuming an average of 119 lbs per communist thug).

Not even kidding, 420 of them! Lets celebrate as we watch that helicopter BLAZE off into the sunset over the pacific my dudes!

Spec sheet of Chinook:

https://www.boeing.com/defense/ch-47-chinook/#/capabilities

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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

CH-47F Chinook heavy lift helicopter is capable of carrying 50,000 lbs gross

Stacy Abrams has entered the chat with her slave master "husband" Bill Barr and his chicken wang affirmative action systemic racism drum stick whip

The Dukes Of Hazzard S04E02 - Scene 8

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AdamBomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that's a lot of GROSS tonage!

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phlashmanusa 3 points ago +3 / -0

"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RedBlooded 12 points ago +12 / -0

Christmas! I lose a little respect for the person that says happy holidays. Someone said the other day "well what if they're not Christian?" I don't give a fuck... If someone says happy kwanza to me I wouldn't be offended because I don't celebrate that shit... I'd say "thanks man, happy kwanza to you too." Because I'm not an asshole!

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except kwanza is a fake holiday made by a dude who kidnapped and tortured women. So there’s that.

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RedBlooded 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol is that true? didn't even know that haha!

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RedBlooded 2 points ago +2 / -0

happy horiday

horiday

hor

whore

whore spelled backwards is erohw

take out the 'h' and it's erow

which sounds like arrow

native americans

RACIST!!

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monximus91 1 point ago +1 / -0

chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these

Tariq Nasheed: The Finesse of the Century

uses the 'N' word so much it would make Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle blush

Beastie Boys - The New Style (Full Video)

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RedBlooded 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I couldn’t get even 2 min into that video...

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monximus91 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is the type of free black that fought in the war of 1812 under command of General Andrew Jackson, and helped to conscript black slaves to boot

Andrew Jackson and the Battle of New Orleans Richard Barbuto - January 8, 2014

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TwoHappyQuarterNotes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soon (in the UK) it will be a “hate crime” to wish someone Merry Christmas at this rate. I always say Merry Christmas even when told ‘happy holidays’.

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202700000000 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the joke is Communists are so egotistical they think they can fly.

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SpaceForceMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Onry when frown above water

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Deadpool 5 points ago +5 / -0

We must use the scientific method. Extensive studies and tests are needed. 👌

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

Previous studies inconclusive, further intensive studies are recommended to better understand the problem.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno, but we shouldn’t deprive them of the opportunity to find out!

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Operation Dumbass Drop

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TheSloth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that a bird? No. A plane? No. It's a spiderman pokeball helicopter!!!

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

All i want for Christmas is martial law

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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Supreme Court Justice John Marshall voted for this from beyond the grave with nine inches of limp dick Tripod Standing

Eazy-E - Creep N Crawl

Edit: aka "Thurgood"

On This Day - 30 August 1967 - The First Black Supreme Court Justice Was Confirmed

Clayton Bigsby, the World’s Only Black White Supremacist - Chappelle’s Show

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deadghost0201 5 points ago +5 / -0

(laughs in Pinochet)

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fartglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

and just like that searches for "American made helicopter ornament" skyrocketed...

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

3d printing FTW. You could even print out little communists to dangle below.

Hmmm....

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monximus91 1 point ago +1 / -0

i like my ornaments ornery

The Waterboy-Medulla Oblongata

just like "Courts" that like to weigh not a single ounce of "Justice"

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defiant_liberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why I love TDW. On reddit, they ban you just for making helicopter jokes.

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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

bbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppp

you wanna see helicopters?

Goodfellas | Helicopters | 1990

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monximus91 1 point ago +1 / -0

transitioning them to the newest discovered gender, sea urchin

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MegaMind 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama should be the first rider in that helicopter.

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Pedetini 3 points ago +3 / -0

From your meme to GODs "ears" 🙏

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monximus91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disney CEO will take the first ride, and the vaccine shot

Scarface - Tony Montana meets Alejandro Sosa (HD)

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monximus91 1 point ago +1 / -0

pirate canons artillery were understood to be apart of original 2A

"they're firing grapeshot, they're firing just loose pieces of metal ..."

The War of 1812 - The Battle of New Orleans

War of 1812: Battle of New Orleans 1/3

War of 1812: Battle of New Orleans 2/3

War of 1812: Battle of New Orleans 3/3

if only upvote farming like this did anything.

if only fake news enemy of the free american people had an effect

part 3 @ 3:39, 6:30 cnn so sad excuses

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TeaPartySon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Helicopter Rides...Yipee, Can I get a what What?!

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jaaardstyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can only fit small commies, but a free ride is a free ride!

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FredRedd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well played....

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_reddawn2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

To the chopper

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

1611 year of KJV

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

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monximus91 1 point ago +1 / -0

just clearing some "court" jungle in the way

Predator (1987) - Old Painless Is Waiting Scene (1/5) | Movieclips

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HumbleMemeFarmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Treason’s Greetings!

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MAGACARTA_333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Helicopter Cheers

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Glockstr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Widen that door some to fit more through at a time.

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TexasPiper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Santa knows what I want

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Flakesfranco 1 point ago +1 / -0

❤️🇺🇸💪

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs a falling commie to really tie it together :)

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beautiful!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

K非K

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

That tree needs to be about 5000 feet higher!

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Tantalus4200 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is hilarious, fake vaccine shot lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/shawnt1973/status/1339839070227218437

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TrailLover1536 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man I love y’all 🐸🇺🇸🐸 📝find helicopter ornament ASAP!!! 🚁

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fender-bass3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Attach a rope or two for a few extra commies! Bring the whole family!