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boomerpro17 22 points ago +22 / -0

perfect, me too.

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VA-Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just use the same phrasing the Pfizer CEO used: I don't wanna jump the line.

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wQkeAF 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm in a giving spirit as well!

Merry Christmxs, lefties (consider the virtue signal a bonus stocking stuffer).

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rusty_spittoon 12 points ago +12 / -0

You see that shit NYT said today that the vaccine should be given to non-white people? The left always playing wolf in sheeps clothing with blacks.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 8 points ago +9 / -1

Fortunately, the idiots running Oregon already made that decision. Black and brown folks get it first.

When the side effects manifest, this will get real ugly...

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jetjetjet 7 points ago +7 / -0

"No covid vaccines for white people!"

Ok.

"... wait! Waitwaitwaitwaitwait"

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xdrunkagainx 7 points ago +8 / -1

I demand BLM and Antifa get it first to right the wrongs of past racial injustice by white people.

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ISTApackagingguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too, I wish to invoke white privilege. Also my black neighbors should be exempt too, do you want to do another Tuskegee experiment on them too? And Asians should be exempt since they were used as lab rats for the Imperial Japanese Army during WWII. While we are at it, everyone is exempt due to privilege or victimhood status.

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DoctorUnk 5 points ago +6 / -1

Due to my brown privilege I donate it back! Checkmate!

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MikeBravo 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank you for your selfless service! They will write songs about you some day!! lol

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PaulieM91 2 points ago +2 / -0

same. Minnesota just got the vaccines btw.

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Trumpman1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant. My response going forward.

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sk39999999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope white people are the only ones required to get it. POCs can decline it because there was racism in the past.

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Trumperette1 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can count on my dose.