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COnDEMnED 49 points ago +49 / -0

I volunteer to be off the list completely

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 10 points ago +10 / -0

HUZZAH I second that notion

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phlashmanusa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ditto!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nomad1 27 points ago +27 / -0

Great. Finally something we agree on.

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substantialmajestic 23 points ago +23 / -0

I don't think anyone is a "Covid Denier," as we agree it does exist.

We don't agree it's as serious as they claim and even if it were, we don't agree with giving away Constitutional freedoms.

It's completely valid to want to live even in the face of death than to continue to live but not actually have a life.

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vicentezo04 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll take Obama's beachfront house

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Cbllbc 10 points ago +10 / -0

Climate denier checking in. Ready for my beach house.

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tedrosisafag 13 points ago +13 / -0

DONE. Put me so far back of that line that it'll take 100,000 years before my turn shows up.

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Averon 9 points ago +9 / -0

What??? No, I don't want in the line at all. Not even if it is the back of the line.

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emperors_apprentice 9 points ago +9 / -0

Leftists: yes!

Pedes: Yes!

Leftists: huh?

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PatrioticPAPede77 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! REEEEEEE!!!! REEEEEEE!!!! REEEEEEE!!!! Oh wait, I'm not a libturd.

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jimzumaca 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean that movie wasn’t a documentary? But Hollywood people tell me movies that have a gritty look have so much fact worked into them.

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Bluemoonsugar 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's no such thing as Covid! Oops, guess I'll be the last one, woe me!

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OswaldMosley 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a nonessential privileged covid-denying cis white male I cannot standby and receive the vaccine before all those less fortunate than me get it. All doctors, nurses, politicians, bankers, tech giants, and everybody else above me on the oppression stack should have access to this vaccine before I do.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am deeply moved by your selfless sacrifice and I, too, voluntarily give up my life-saving dose to the less privileged

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MakeALaskaGreatAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

the vaccine line has a sign above it that says "test subjects" anyway as far as I am concerned.

Go right ahead be my guest.

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

They wouldn't even be in the line then, genius.

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Hellann 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhm, ok.

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BarronsteinBears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no please don't throw me in that briar patch lol.

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ButteryFumes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! I just said that too. I think it means we are racist because we watched Song of the South.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their threats have swayed me. I will fall in line now so that I can be the first to get a vaccine I don't believe I need. They sure won this round.

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TonyTreehouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the quality of the LA Times. No logic. Why would people who aren't wearing masks or who "deny" covid suddenly want to get the vaccine?

In a few months, they are going to start running out of willing people. There are categories of people they'll do first, and will slide groups up as many opt out. But wide availability was to be in just 3 or 4 months, so about then will be some mandatory things showing up. Like employers, maybe airlines will required it, maybe to attend college, etc.

This month was to be front line medical people and elderly in group homes. Then was to go to elderly with multiple comorbidities, other front line, and then elderly with one comorbidity, etc.

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Ex-libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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MsAnthropic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol - literally everybody agrees with this. Morons.

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vicentezo04 2 points ago +2 / -0

My immune system is 99.9% effective at combating COVID, or conversely I have a 0.1% chance of dying.

So assuming a vaccine is 95% effective and I take it, I get a 0.1 * (1 - 0.95) = 0.005 or 0.05% chance of dying.

So this angry libtard wants to increase my chances of dying by 0.05%. Oh no! This is an outrage! I wish I owned pearls so I could be clutching them.

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MyUsername 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sorry, I couldn't help it. Your math is wrong here 0.005=0.5%.

So yeah, this monster wants to increase your chances of dying by 0.5%! Unacceptable, I know.

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vicentezo04 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dang it. I guess I'll work for NBC now.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or dominion

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quantum_wetware 2 points ago +2 / -0

the first shall be last and the last shall be first bro

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ButteryFumes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please don’t throw me in that briar patch! 😂