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bitterbut_true 22 points ago +22 / -0

Pro camping tip:...if you're living in the car for two days away from facilities; people everywhere; no privacy; no toilet.

Buy a brand new empty STEEL 15 gallon drum from the hardware. Cut the top three quarters off and keep the shallow piece. This is your emergency shitter can. Lock the car, cover windows. Do a dump in the can. Take can outside; place away from car. Pour a third of a 700ml bottle of kerosine (NOT petrol) over the turd. Light it up. All burns away...spotless clean!!

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soldierofcovfefe 13 points ago +13 / -0

I thought Salty Cracker Army had a nice sound to it, but the Turd Burning Army is second level

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Cyer6 8 points ago +8 / -0

If this gets as big a response as we think, having a turd burn can will be a luxury there.

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bitterbut_true 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, you can get creative...

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Nevercommunism55 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is bitter but true.