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GravityBounce1976 5 points ago +6 / -1

MAGA Lady: "Bachelor #1, what would our first date?"

Me: "Share a romantic helicopter ride tossing commies into the starry starry night."

MAGA Lady: "Will you have my MAGA baby?"

Me: "Just one?"

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freedom_loving_angel 5 points ago +5 / -0

As a communist-hater lady, there's nothing I would rather do with a guy right now.

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

You heading to DC? I'm sure there are plenty commies there... Not sure about the helicopters though.

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BulletsForTeethORG [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're a BASED babe!

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JonathanE 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would definitely like to get to know some of your based MAGA babes better, but as I'm married and take my vows seriously it would be the last thing I would actually do.

You see, I made a vow before God, and I try to live up to standards that make me a better person.

Guess who I would have voted for in your election.

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your wife should already be based then. you're doing it right.

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BajoPivljanin 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOVE IS IN THE AIR...

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Canadean 3 points ago +3 / -0

ladies want sex, they just know that if someone is persuiting sex they aren't persuiting excellence which their biology tells them that they're low tier beta. If you pursuit excellence women will pursuit you

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BulletsForTeethORG [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Find a good bible based church, good place to start.

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BulletsForTeethORG [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honey, a good man won't hold that against you.

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BulletsForTeethORG [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt about that.

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Sealizrus19 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband!!! And I listen and agree like a good wife!

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based_unicorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is my dream first date with my dream based man 😍

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could meet women like the ones on here. In Blue States like NY it is nigh impossible!

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hivekicker 1 point ago +2 / -1

To all the single Men:

Don't get autistic about politics on dates. Relax. Have fun. Try to talk about interesting but unimportant things.

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Ogcarvattack 6 points ago +6 / -0

No way bro. Sex is for making babies. Don't want no half commie babies.

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RogueLeaderX 4 points ago +5 / -1

Have you seen most commie girls? Most are degenerates!

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NeoDragoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they want to bang the commies, then they either want to bang them based, or they haven't learned one of the most important lessons; you do NOT stick your dick in the crazy.

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't want that with anyone that I'm not married to and I definitely wouldn't marry a commie.