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Purpose Of January 6th "Protest"
posted ago by duckduck ago by duckduck +20 / -0

Here is my conspiracy theory. Trump invites the militia to D.C. for the electoral college. Electors get scared, refuse to come in person, insist on zooming in remotely. During the counting of the electors, a weird "glitch" happens and the electors from the contested states are somehow unable to connect, 404 error, and it is not possible for them to pledge their vote. No one gets to 270. The election is pushed to house delegates.

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– KyrosQF 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sounds like a funny game, let me play conspiracy theory.

  • Many militias all come to the protest on Jan 6th armed with blunt objects like baseball bats
  • Since media outlets don't want to cover this event since so many people will be there representing Trump in a positive light and Trump will likely be rallying, the media will be mostly gone.
  • Many "counter protestors" arrive also.
  • Counter protestors try to agitate and realize too late that's exactly what the militias wanted.
  • Trump sees the agitators as a national security threat, the militias see their lives in jeopardy and all of this is used as a springboard to morally justify wiping out all the antifa at the event...with blunt objects....all of them.
  • Leftists are seen as the ones who fired first and the chain reaction going forward are all morally and historically justified responses to an act of war originally launched by leftists.
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