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TheHillWeDieOn 34 points ago +34 / -0

You beautiful bastard!

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nufosmatic 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why would you drive your personal car into DC?

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lordvon 9 points ago +9 / -0

i have a tesla model 3 with sentry cam, so any fuckery will be caught on camera

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nufosmatic 5 points ago +6 / -1

Just don't leave it unoccupied with the keys in it, running, outside of a bakerly. Some people just have no self control.

https://dcist.com/story/20/12/17/dc-council-mary-cheh-car-theft-bakery/

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lordvon 4 points ago +4 / -0

the thief traded a bmw for a subaru?

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HangTheSwamp 5 points ago +5 / -0

The lefties in DC do own cars. Hard to believe, I know.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all I got fam

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Buck_Fiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

A Biden sticker? I don't think I've ever seen one.

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nufosmatic 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I see Biden stickers."

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +5 / -3

There's plenty in DC.

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Buck_Fiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plenty of pedophiles in D.C.? Why would they advertise that?

Oh.. It's D.C. Bet the have Comet Pizza stickers too.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is amazing

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SheDoc 7 points ago +7 / -0

This has already been tested out...it works. Can't remember my source though. Someone help me out?

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Jl123 7 points ago +7 / -0

I seem to remember it from portland a while back

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SheDoc 6 points ago +6 / -0

Glad I'm not the only one that remembered it. Somebody will probably dig up video on it.

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Tenspot20 6 points ago +6 / -0

BLMW

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Thecryptoclub 5 points ago +5 / -0

TFW driving my personal car to DC to get a free trump bumper sticker. Win win win!

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL that’s a dirty trick,,,,,,,

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mrpancakes16 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which is dirtier? That trick? Or destroying somebody else’s car?

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Llmallary 4 points ago +4 / -0

Genius!

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aw man I love this idea

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Ldyluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love your thinking, 1PeopleCorporation!!!

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taps Head: Get a rental and the full coverage insurance and sure as hell don't say where you're going.

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sniffyJB 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way!

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ChrztyAnn 2 points ago +3 / -1

awesome idea! My republican office gives Trump bumper stickers away for free I'm going to go get a bunch to take!

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smart, bring lots of Hunter Biden selfies too for the normies to see

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any car with a DC plate is fair game- 95% democrat

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LincolnTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

It’s a wonderful strategy

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

There should be a rule here for decoy biden cars that are really trump cars

Take that flat magnet tape and turn the biden bumper sticker into a magnet, but place it in a certain order so that Trump supporters know

That way, if you have trump on your car, you can decoy and avoid their wrath, and then trump sticker theirs

Naturlally people will say "trump supporters don't vandalize biden supporters"...that 99% true, but just in case, it's nice to know who is who

Inversely, you don't want your trump stickered car vandalize so that's why you do it