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MAGAlomaniac77 40 points ago +41 / -1

You got it wrong! Joe knows best. It's "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created by the... uh... you know.... the thing..."

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insertnamehere 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'll shorten that,

Listen Fat!

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Alienus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will you shut up man?

The only self evident truth is tubeenarisprezur!

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StrongHarm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I already went to war under oath to the constitution, and I believe that oath is binding for as long as we live. I have but one good arm left to fight with, and I'll damned sure use it. I won't back down and compromise the freedom of my family for generations to come in return for my own personal safety and comfort.

I don't want the 30 pieces of communist silver they took from other men to bribe cowards and traitors! I am neither!