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RentFree2020 120 points ago +120 / -0

So don't shower and put kool-aid powder in my hair. Got it.

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HeadDJII 42 points ago +42 / -0

My pronouns are: your highness, your majesty, your liege.

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CrSwan 22 points ago +22 / -0

Fuck / Fuck / motherfuck

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Breadstick4 15 points ago +15 / -0

Such elegance

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420weedscopes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your supreme immanence

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they were doing the conclave to elect Pope Frank, I went into work and declared that my new pronoun I would answer to was "His Holiness"

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freespirit_omega 23 points ago +23 / -0

Glock is my pronoun.

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Elvathelion 23 points ago +23 / -0

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Gmelindag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awesome, are you going to have the surgery before the sixth so we’ll be able to find you?

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Dorn 11 points ago +11 / -0

The nerve of this glock

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quodvox 6 points ago +6 / -0

You better watch glockself

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JokerPede 6 points ago +11 / -5

Just none of that "apache gunship" as a pronoun.. that shit is so played out and cringe. Be original, pedes.

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DaesDaemar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Airwolf

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JokerPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Anything but "apache gunship"... That shit is so played out it is a dad joke and a terrible one at that.

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HangTheSwamp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't goths just dye their hair black? I don't think I've ever seen a pink or purple kool-aid hair and think they're a goth.

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zooty 11 points ago +11 / -0

Goth lost its way somewhere in the early 2000s.

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ZerroDefex 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember goth girls with purple hair, haven't seen one since the like 2002 though.

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Goth found its way again once Emo came along and sucked out all of the boring trads that were diluting Goth to begin with. Certainly a lot of what was being passed of as Goth was more Emo (muh gatekeeping), but it's still possible to carry the Goth look well now (I know an early-20's Zoomer who is about 90% Goth, 10% Emo, and she wears the look extremely well).

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KekistanIsFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol old goths playing new wave: https://youtu.be/zo7ONZlN5Zg

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THELEADERSOFMEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh there are plenty who think they are goth...have you looked inside a Hot Topic lately?

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are plenty of punks w coloured hair who are staunchly anti communist. Of course the left started stealing it as a trend and so there ya go. Some then went natural but some still color hair. It’s more about the posture. Look for proud and fit vs head forward and mushy.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking sub-culture wars. Go back to the mods and rockers. Hell, even Mozart and Salieri probably counted as a sub-culture war.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real Goths don't seem to care what others think. They seem to be closer aligned to the punk scene in that way.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah sistah

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GynaNumbaZero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stay out of the sun for the next month, too.

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Icepck 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I don't want to cross dress or cut off my censored parts.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tuck and fold, pede. Tuck and fold.

Just like how a Marine is taught to fold a blanket. Do that.

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deekarmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also cunsooom soy.