I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I think Goth found its way again once Emo came along and sucked out all of the boring trads that were diluting Goth to begin with. Certainly a lot of what was being passed of as Goth was more Emo (muh gatekeeping), but it's still possible to carry the Goth look well now (I know an early-20's Zoomer who is about 90% Goth, 10% Emo, and she wears the look extremely well).
There are plenty of punks w coloured hair who are staunchly anti communist. Of course the left started stealing it as a trend and so there ya go. Some then went natural but some still color hair. It’s more about the posture. Look for proud and fit vs head forward and mushy.
So don't shower and put kool-aid powder in my hair. Got it.
My pronouns are: your highness, your majesty, your liege.
Fuck / Fuck / motherfuck
Such elegance
Your supreme immanence
When they were doing the conclave to elect Pope Frank, I went into work and declared that my new pronoun I would answer to was "His Holiness"
Glock is my pronoun.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Awesome, are you going to have the surgery before the sixth so we’ll be able to find you?
The nerve of this glock
You better watch glockself
Just none of that "apache gunship" as a pronoun.. that shit is so played out and cringe. Be original, pedes.
Airwolf
Yes. Anything but "apache gunship"... That shit is so played out it is a dad joke and a terrible one at that.
Don't goths just dye their hair black? I don't think I've ever seen a pink or purple kool-aid hair and think they're a goth.
Goth lost its way somewhere in the early 2000s.
I remember goth girls with purple hair, haven't seen one since the like 2002 though.
I think Goth found its way again once Emo came along and sucked out all of the boring trads that were diluting Goth to begin with. Certainly a lot of what was being passed of as Goth was more Emo (muh gatekeeping), but it's still possible to carry the Goth look well now (I know an early-20's Zoomer who is about 90% Goth, 10% Emo, and she wears the look extremely well).
Lol old goths playing new wave: https://youtu.be/zo7ONZlN5Zg
Oh there are plenty who think they are goth...have you looked inside a Hot Topic lately?
There are plenty of punks w coloured hair who are staunchly anti communist. Of course the left started stealing it as a trend and so there ya go. Some then went natural but some still color hair. It’s more about the posture. Look for proud and fit vs head forward and mushy.
Fucking sub-culture wars. Go back to the mods and rockers. Hell, even Mozart and Salieri probably counted as a sub-culture war.
Real Goths don't seem to care what others think. They seem to be closer aligned to the punk scene in that way.
Hell yeah sistah
Stay out of the sun for the next month, too.
But I don't want to cross dress or cut off my censored parts.
Tuck and fold, pede. Tuck and fold.
Just like how a Marine is taught to fold a blanket. Do that.
Also cunsooom soy.