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freespirit_omega 23 points ago +23 / -0

Glock is my pronoun.

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Elvathelion 23 points ago +23 / -0

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Gmelindag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awesome, are you going to have the surgery before the sixth so we’ll be able to find you?

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KekistanIsFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see puns, I updoot ✔️

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Dorn 11 points ago +11 / -0

The nerve of this glock

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quodvox 6 points ago +6 / -0

You better watch glockself