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posted ago by HeinzTobler ago by HeinzTobler +5289 / -5
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RentFree2020 211 points ago +212 / -1

What the fuck did I wake up to? hahahahahaha

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Chaylar 195 points ago +196 / -1

A shitpost

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GynaNumbaZero 76 points ago +76 / -0

Underated comment!!! LMAO

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kekkk 46 points ago +47 / -1

OP is a natural Pablo Poocasso

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PlebbitorDestroyer 33 points ago +33 / -0

This shit is more beautiful than anything Picasso ever made.

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doug2 12 points ago +14 / -2

This can wait until after we stop the communist takeover of our republic

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trauncher 4 points ago +4 / -0

That shit... oddly enough... is more beautiful than the Commie Filth pepe is shitting upon... thats some BEAUTIFUL shit right there.

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CockShitBalls 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bahahaha

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BrewCity33 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh good sir. I do believe I have shat in my pantaloons.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gross. Take my win still.

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trauncher 8 points ago +8 / -0

I LOVE portly pepe

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ShartMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I approve this message.

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nateyboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

why does pepe have alex jones' physique? better question: why don't i? it's cheeseburgers and bench press from here on out boys.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dire wolf is to wolf as Diarrhpepe is to pepe

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YUNG_GUAC 83 points ago +83 / -0

Is this photoshopped?

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Swolehas 69 points ago +69 / -0

No

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YUNG_GUAC 25 points ago +25 / -0

Thanks

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trump4eva 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm drunk and thanks for letting me know.

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WhiskeyTwoNine 30 points ago +30 / -0

It is a vision from the ghost of Christmas future showing things that are soon to come.

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Johnfox13 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah is this doctored? Need someone to tell me

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PlebbitorDestroyer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hi, Dr. Jill Biden here. No, this is obviously fake due to cis-white het-dude-bro patriacho-normacy.

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DeviousKid45 12 points ago +12 / -0

/ptg/ is thedonald.win on 4chan /pol/

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 5 points ago +5 / -0

ptg

Pepe the Gathering?

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DeviousKid45 5 points ago +5 / -0

President Trump General

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Head over to donaldwon.com !

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LatitudeofMind 30 points ago +30 / -0

Make antifa eat pepe sharts

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

They shall.

I guarantee it.

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HonkHonkBaby 28 points ago +30 / -2

That's disgusting. But I guess it's whatever it takes to save the Republic. If we have to shit on our opponents, this is the way.

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LatitudeofMind 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tar and feathers meet sharts and feathers

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TacticalKeyboard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed!

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Here_we_go 22 points ago +25 / -3

Pelosi already has it set up to vote electronically. And that other Republican dude gave Tusli powers to vote for him. Dont expect politicians to be in DC. Another way to not have a real 2hr pow wow for each contested state.

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BoatingAccident 5 points ago +5 / -0

Surely some of them will be there. Many live in DC. We can always assemble outside their homes in groups of 10,000.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 17 points ago +17 / -0

Impressive velocity

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FatShamer 8 points ago +8 / -0

And trajectory!

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DCDIII 5 points ago +5 / -0

Velocity? I'm more impressed with the aim! Bravo! 👏

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SlumberBalu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Weaponized GOYA BEANS!

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RosettaStone 13 points ago +13 / -0

The next time I'm wondering if my new post goes too far, I'll remember that this meme got stickied.

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Iteachfuckingscience 9 points ago +9 / -0

Look out! He’s musking!

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FatShamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Make sure to shit on wounds. Infect the plague

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ericcart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preferably inflicted wounds from said defecator

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FatShamer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ideally, but a 1-2 punch works 2!

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KAG_FTW 7 points ago +7 / -0

We... Uh... Have significantly different definitions of wild lol

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PizzaphilePodesta 6 points ago +6 / -0

reddit jannies clean it up for fREEEEEEE!

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OhioRock3 6 points ago +6 / -0

This might be the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen on here lmao top kek

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Pumpitrealgood 5 points ago +7 / -2

not sure why this 3rd grade garbage gets a sticky. not very productive. You want them to fear us, POST how a citizen can make use of restraining orders against gov. employees obstructing us

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't get to DC by the 6th.

What is the best way to spread the word locally given the full spectrum surveillance by glowies, Antifa and BLM infiltrators, big tech censorship, and more?

I am about to go door to door with flyers in my neighborhood and then go from there. Got a layoff from work over the Christmas/New Years break.

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Chad_Dudebroski 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sounds like you just got a bunch of free time.

See you in DC

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Albertastrong 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're in the eye of a Shiticane, Pedes. ANTIFA is a low shit system.

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quiznossucks1 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF,,,,,YOU NEED MORE FIBER IN YOUR DIET ......

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AngryCanary 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our independent fact checkers have found that frogs eat a large number of arthropods, which contain a significant amount of indigestible fiber, primarily in the form of chitin. If you look closely, you will find that this is a false image which has been doctored. Debonked!

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don_elbowdrop_hilary 4 points ago +4 / -0

PEE PEE POO POO MOTHERFUCKER

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TrumpsBestFriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

On January 6th we need to block at least 10-15 Democrats from the chamber - mostly representatives. Do not go after Democrat leadership; that will make it way too obvious & they have the most security. Go after existing representatives with little power and prestige.

It would be useful finding out where they stay.

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FatShamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Drain on the swamp before you leave DC.

Cholera outbreaks go well with 3rd world elections!

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Joesf23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys guys guys this is horrible! Take this down! The optics are horrible! The left will screen shot this and give it to the media and then call us bad names! We are better than this! We must take the high road so the courts understand how morally superior we are! We have to win over more retarded normies so they dont set themselves on fire if potus wins this. We need to slowwwwwly red pill them by showing how kind we can be to commies. If you dont agree with me you are clearly a glowie neo nazi shill.

/S

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Kalom69 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope Antifa shows up. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT!!!

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG, even in our darkest hours, the memes keep us going.

There is some major talent at work here

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

what the fuck are those tendrils?

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

cue theme song by diarrh straits

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AntifartStinks 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHAaaaaat FOJVFYJGDTJJKFSSTTHHK

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well I forget who asked if “poo poo and pee pee” would be allowed, well here is your answer pede!

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DynoD 3 points ago +3 / -0

The accuracy of this meme has been disputed

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SpezDispenser 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rotfl.faooooooooo Im done.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have shitpost flair lol

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SaltyArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the original pic of?

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg 😱

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that the bike joggerdyke ?

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Alpha_plus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We will make it wild : )

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buttfuckmebigfoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unleash the patriotic cloaca!

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Rreidy8286 2 points ago +2 / -0

But i wanted to see helicopter rides for Christmas. Reeeeeeeeee

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HeDoBeWinninTho 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best literal shitpost I've seen in a while!

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1st_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the best post ever. I mean it. This is legendary.

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CorruptAdamShiff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit squared !

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