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George Washington had the Minutemen, who were named because they were ready to go in a minute. You have 2 WEEKS TO PREPARE! What will they call us in the history books?
posted ago by SoldierOnFire ago by SoldierOnFire +212 / -0

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– DentArthurDent 36 points ago +36 / -0

Fort Knights

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– zkSfp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Brah. My fucking sides.

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– DentArthurDent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always glad to share some laughs with my fellow pedes!

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– LanaForge 4 points ago +4 / -0

pun level == too high to compute

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– DentArthurDent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. It is very punny. Being a dad does that to you.

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– Voiceofreason72 11 points ago +11 / -0

The namesake came from their ability to reload their muskets in rapid time. Had nothing to do with being ready like a fireman. It was rapid fire...minute men...

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– snekipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

The-thirty-magazine-clip-men

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– Meatsuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fortnight Epiphany

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– Transpede 8 points ago +8 / -0

if we fail they will call us weakmen. We need to ensure that will not happen.

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– Donkeyballs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heroes

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– donjongun 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pedes

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– realdennycrane 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only real answer.

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– SoldierOnFire [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

They will call us Minuteman! The mission is the same!

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– AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Deplorables

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– rollo1951 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tweeks?

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– boomanchoo007 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao, I was thinking tweekers, but that just won't work

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– TexasPiper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Patriots

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– TLDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

It depends on who ends up writing the history books.

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– Kekistancoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

The kekistani militia

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– Deplorable_Citizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberators has a nice ring to it, personally.

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– beholdachair 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!"

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– SpookySpook 3 points ago +3 / -0

pedes

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– Heldiggrisen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fortnites

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– PapaPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Pepe Patrol

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