Prepare backup plans. Flights will be canceled on the 6th due to Corona Virus. If you can't get there on your own, you might not make it.
Competent pedes with trustworthy backgrounds should run MAGA buses. We have a whole month. Lets finally prove that that we're more organized than Antifa.
*Edit: Ryanaissance suggested they might close down the hotels too.
Update:
Here's 1 caravan already organized. It's sleek. We need some copy cats for other states.
You don't need to lead the caravan, only organize. Leaders get picked out at the first meeting or en route. Once the ball gets rolling, strong leaders naturally come out of the woodwork ready to take charge. Getting people there to begin with is what's important. Any of us memespammers can do that.
My friend and I are planning to get a bus to take folks up to DC. We went to the first Million MAGA March and it was amazing. Iโm hoping to bring at least 20 more people this time.
God I love these threads. And TDW itself. This place is an instant demoralization cure. Iโll see all you patriotic fuckers in DC. Itโs an honor to stand by your side.
I wonโt be there (for several reasons) but Iโll be there with you patriots in spirit! Everyone stay safe and send those Swamp Fuckers a message they wonโt forget!!
I'm not sure I know the right lingo other than "F**k Trump" and "I think I want to cut my dick off" I wouldn't know what else these guys would say... besides a 30 hr bus ride with these guy sounds like the seventh ring of hell.
Dont stress, just act super shy and like a beta - you'll fit in no probs.
In terms of the lingo, it's not much different to singing along when you were a kid in school.. if you dont know the exact words to the chant just sort of yell along in tune..
You can't just hang out. You have to behave like total assholes, harass innocent people and do that weak ass fist thing that they do. You know, just be a douche.
Wear all black. Don't bathe for awhile just to be sure. Dye hair an unnatural color using non permanent dye. Piercings would be a bit too permanent, but temporary tattoo marker may work.
Especially with all of the snow storms that could come in. Southern path is always the way to go.
Not a trucker, but have driven across the country several times. So fun to do! We have a beautiful country, but it is hard to really appreciate the size and beauty of it, if you don't make a point to actually see it.
The sunrises are always my favorite. There was one over Albuquerque that was particularly stunning. And I always try to avoid Flagstaff over the winter. Blizzards through there are no joke!
Michigan boy driving through Flagstaff during a storm. Stopped for gas and EVERYBODY told me I need chains?!?!??? I'm from Michigan, where I'm going I need no chains!!!!!
Agreed! I may not come from as far north, but I come from a snowy mountain town, so I'm all too familiar with winter weather driving. In this one particular instance, the storm dumped 3-4ft in 5 hours. Impressive.
Flagstaff is so gorgeous though. And the Petro down the mountain has some seriously good green chili pork. Fun fact on the side my username for pretty much everything online is Raptor Attack because I too love velociraptors.
I see you're on the I-80 route. I'm in a small town on I-80. If you need rest or a meal, let me know. Happy to help. I also don't know how to DM. Can anyone tell me how?
Appreciate the shout out for the ladies and protection. This will be wild and Iโd hate for any pede men to be hurt as well, but women donโt have the physical strength of most men so easy target for Antifa/BLM if they donโt have protection.
Many women may be better off at the smaller local events, unless they are veterans or at least have weapons and self defense training. We would be easy marks/potential hostages and get in the way of the mission. It isn't the place for the average woman or any children. And, yes, I'm a female pede - the guy who said for us to stay home and was downvoted was 100% right.
Southern Oregon Pede here. I live in a motorhome and for medical reasons can't leave it. I have room for maybe 3-4 more people, depending on whether they're coupled / willing to sleep together.
I would go if 3-4 people want to go, and can pay for gas and RV parks.
But this is NOT a rally! It's a show of force and intimidation to the DC rats who want to disenfranchise us and supplant their fraudulent candidate into the world's most powerful position. This should also be viewed as an occupation, not a one day rally. The left knows we always leave the place clean, pack up and go home the next day.
Wintertime cross country driving can be a hassle if the weather doesn't cooperate. Take a longer look at the southern route. Aside from the better weather and less ice, You don't have to traverse Illinois & Pennsylvania going via route 10, 20 & 30. Texas is friendlier territory, plus everything is less expensive across the south route, gas in Texas is gonna be $1.50 /gallon less than Illinois. I like the north route in the summer for the increased daylight, but in the winter the south wins in that respect too. If you do end up having to drive though Illinois, gas up in Iowa before you cross the border and don't stop anywhere until you've made it to Indiana.
I live in Southern California, and even down here a slight variation in the beginning is the difference between taking the 10 or the 40 across the country, which end up very far apart.
Up there the issue is the Sierra Nevadas, they either go on I80 through Reno, or drive many hours south down to Bakersfield so they can start heading east to eventually get to the 40.
Taking smaller roads to the 395 or whatever and working your way down to Vegas might be a faster way south than the Bakersfield route, unless snow or something causes issues.
Or maybe not, you can fly on the 5, and it still is somewhat angled south east.
I'm not a trucker, and am based in Southern California, so I don't know the optimal Northern California routes to places, I was just guessing why Google was sending him through Chicago.
Yeah I don't know about that, I wouldn't do too much of trusting google under any circumstances. They guy who founded 4chan was hired by google about 5 year ago and his special project with them failed, so now he is part of the google maps team apparently. Thats probably why its retarded.
Here's a tip for my ground-based pedes. Get your physician to prescribe you alprazolam. Take a few micrograms about 30 mins prior to boarding. You won't remember the next few hours.
Ask for enough to get you through the flight home too.
Did you see what Antifa did over the summer? Did you see what they got away with? Did you see what's being said about rationing the vaccine? How much more do you need to see? How far do you have to be pushed? House arrest with no charges? Restricting your access to food?
Make sure to keep your gas topped up through Nevada and Utah. Drove the I-70 from DC to Vegas before, and there was a stretch in Utah with literally nothing for 150+ miles. All federal land and all desert. The restroom at a rest stop was a latrine.
It looks like you are taking a different interstate than I did so I am not sure if you will encounter this, just be aware it is possible. Don't get stranded out there. You will have a very bad time
Obamagavemeaphone,
I'd listen to what terrapin11 said. Planning to take I-80 across North America in January is such a bad idea it makes me question your intelligence. Plan a different route where you go across North America at a southern lattitude. You'd do much better planning on taking I-10 east and then cutting up north once you get to the east coast.
Greta says you should take a carbon-neutral 60' sailing yacht made of carbon fibers crewed by elite sailors and owned by a Rothschild. Guess you'll have to sail down through the Panama Canal so get going.
Gerald Ford had a case of it tucked away in his luggage when he returned to Washington last month from a vice-presidential skiing trip to Colorado.
President Eisenhower had his own steady supply airlifted to the White House aboard an Air Force plane. Actor Paul Newman refuses to be seen drinking any other brand on the screen. Until a court made him stop, Frederick Amon, 24, used to drive a refrigerated truckload every week from Denver to Charlotte, N.C., where he sold it to restaurants and country clubs for as much as...
Buddy when I was in school used to make that trip in 48ish hours (he'd actually drive home to LA and back to Annapolis as part of an eight day vacation. Back when the C in Vitamin C stood for Caffeine
Watch out for all those dudes planting road bombs
๐ clearly marked on the map! Will avoid!
Prepare backup plans. Flights will be canceled on the 6th due to Corona Virus. If you can't get there on your own, you might not make it.
Competent pedes with trustworthy backgrounds should run MAGA buses. We have a whole month. Lets finally prove that that we're more organized than Antifa.
*Edit: Ryanaissance suggested they might close down the hotels too.
Update:
Here's 1 caravan already organized. It's sleek. We need some copy cats for other states.
https://thedonald.win/p/11R4ucQt9Q/organizing-caravan-for-dc-marchi/c/
You don't need to lead the caravan, only organize. Leaders get picked out at the first meeting or en route. Once the ball gets rolling, strong leaders naturally come out of the woodwork ready to take charge. Getting people there to begin with is what's important. Any of us memespammers can do that.
My friend and I are planning to get a bus to take folks up to DC. We went to the first Million MAGA March and it was amazing. Iโm hoping to bring at least 20 more people this time.
God I love these threads. And TDW itself. This place is an instant demoralization cure. Iโll see all you patriotic fuckers in DC. Itโs an honor to stand by your side.
I wonโt be there (for several reasons) but Iโll be there with you patriots in spirit! Everyone stay safe and send those Swamp Fuckers a message they wonโt forget!!
Same bro, if I could drop everything I would.
YES! This is THE way!
Where ya at? I might buy in if you're in CA somewhere.
North Carolina
Im in central ca. Still trying to figure out if i can make it. Frustrating. Got knots in my stomach.
Where are you coming from?
North Carolina
Just look for pallets of bricks sitting there for no reason.
That's the drop-off point
I'm not sure I know the right lingo other than "F**k Trump" and "I think I want to cut my dick off" I wouldn't know what else these guys would say... besides a 30 hr bus ride with these guy sounds like the seventh ring of hell.
Dont stress, just act super shy and like a beta - you'll fit in no probs.
In terms of the lingo, it's not much different to singing along when you were a kid in school.. if you dont know the exact words to the chant just sort of yell along in tune..
Backk kniiiives laaadder!
Orange man bad. Not my president. Reeeee.
You're good. The smell on the bus may be bad tho.
"Omg my trans-bf is dilating his male vagina for me when I get back"
"Does anyone have blue hair dye"
"Hippity Hoppity no such thing as private property"
Imagine the smell.
Look for anyplace that sells Hot Pockets to go....
You can't just hang out. You have to behave like total assholes, harass innocent people and do that weak ass fist thing that they do. You know, just be a douche.
Wear all black. Don't bathe for awhile just to be sure. Dye hair an unnatural color using non permanent dye. Piercings would be a bit too permanent, but temporary tattoo marker may work.
Chop your peen off just to make sure!
It's not worth the risk to your estrogen levels, fren
MAGA Buses!!!
DRUMPF IS BUSSING IN PROTESTERS REEEEEEE
This! Who runs the airlines? Who runs the TSA? The people were fighting against....
Drive don't fly, plan your route and keep it within your group. Don't share here. Don't make it easy for the Glowies or ANTIFA.
Wasn't the TSA supposed to be temporary?
Been flying all throughout 2020 including the DC area. I will be surprised if any flights are canceled for anything except weather.
Democrats will find a way to get all DC bound flights canceled at the last minute.
Just buy refundable tickets then cancel them at the last minute, that way you are paying 1000 one way if you can get one at all
Bend ova' I need ta check ya assho'e.
Yeah, they're fucking terrible. But the South Park episode I was referencing really lampooned them and showed just how asinine and useless they are.
ROADTRIP!!
SHADILAY!
I donโt blame you for driving...I hate getting my rights violated every time I fly commie air. I drive everywhere I possibly can...freedom!!!
Thank you, John Madden!
Watch the overpasses, the onramps and vehicles pacing you. I don't know if we can get away with the 100 meter keep back rule, but we can try.
Looks like BLM planting them.
RIP Kansas City
I recommend taking the southern path - less tolls and you won't have to deal with Chicago
Trucker here. Can confirm. Grab 40 across it'll save you a ton of time.
Especially with all of the snow storms that could come in. Southern path is always the way to go.
Not a trucker, but have driven across the country several times. So fun to do! We have a beautiful country, but it is hard to really appreciate the size and beauty of it, if you don't make a point to actually see it.
I have so many good pictures from my adventures.
The sunrises are always my favorite. There was one over Albuquerque that was particularly stunning. And I always try to avoid Flagstaff over the winter. Blizzards through there are no joke!
Michigan boy driving through Flagstaff during a storm. Stopped for gas and EVERYBODY told me I need chains?!?!??? I'm from Michigan, where I'm going I need no chains!!!!!
Agreed! I may not come from as far north, but I come from a snowy mountain town, so I'm all too familiar with winter weather driving. In this one particular instance, the storm dumped 3-4ft in 5 hours. Impressive.
Flagstaff is so gorgeous though. And the Petro down the mountain has some seriously good green chili pork. Fun fact on the side my username for pretty much everything online is Raptor Attack because I too love velociraptors.
We have the best truckers folks!!
Thank you! Lol. I do my best fren.
LOL Your username...
Thanks. B)
Thank you to you and all of our truckers!!
Thank you fren! Love you guys!
Made this trip a few times- suggest taking the southern routes
Third this... Texas is nice this time of year, so they say ๐
I live in Chicago and the traffic is way less than normal this year bc everyone here is a Corona freak. Only good thing about about this year.
But the trucks are still plugging up the interstate, particularly east of the Skyway
Yeah you still should avoid Chicago. The Borman fucking sucks.
weather will be better too
Dont go through northern IN/Chicagoland. Also i-70 is very congested with shipping traffic.
I believe the term is "Chicongo".
I see you're on the I-80 route. I'm in a small town on I-80. If you need rest or a meal, let me know. Happy to help. I also don't know how to DM. Can anyone tell me how?
Classy gesture. ๐๐ป
Appreciate the shout out for the ladies and protection. This will be wild and Iโd hate for any pede men to be hurt as well, but women donโt have the physical strength of most men so easy target for Antifa/BLM if they donโt have protection.
Am female and I couldn't agree with you more and I will not watch women beaten by those cowards, we will be safe.
Many women may be better off at the smaller local events, unless they are veterans or at least have weapons and self defense training. We would be easy marks/potential hostages and get in the way of the mission. It isn't the place for the average woman or any children. And, yes, I'm a female pede - the guy who said for us to stay home and was downvoted was 100% right.
we need this posted with a sticky
You will start to see a bunch for every state with comments. Please join discord to help!
Give an inch, they take a mile...
Sent you a DM. Check your prodile page to access it.
Southern Oregon Pede here. I live in a motorhome and for medical reasons can't leave it. I have room for maybe 3-4 more people, depending on whether they're coupled / willing to sleep together.
I would go if 3-4 people want to go, and can pay for gas and RV parks.
P.S. Masks will NOT be required inside my motorhome.
In fact, you should ban the use of masks in your RV. Lol
The Lolita Express is no longer in service ๐ฌ
Now that there...is a good question.
I'm going to fly to DC but would be interested in talking
South Oregon, I imagine thatโs out of the way for most people besides pedes in your state of course
Yup. I don't expect any takers. Wanted to put it out there, anyway.
Wow. Ya dont think?? Gta stick up for my fellow west coast pedes cuz we been infiltrated by douchebaggery and its fukkin annoying
Iโm five minutes off the interstate if youโd like to take my Trump barn sign with you?
Perhaps. Pic?
Check my posts, youโll see it
Carry chains and supplies in case of wheather..
Be ready to storm hell, patriot! Don't forget your pitchfork and flag.
DEUS VULT!
I wonder if I should join...
I feel like we should be forming groups
LETS GO!!!!!! I canโt wait to see the TRUMP FLAGS ROLLING INTO TOWN GONNA BE WILD ๐
But this is NOT a rally! It's a show of force and intimidation to the DC rats who want to disenfranchise us and supplant their fraudulent candidate into the world's most powerful position. This should also be viewed as an occupation, not a one day rally. The left knows we always leave the place clean, pack up and go home the next day.
And that is why we always fail.
It's so funny how us just existing literally terrifies them to their cores
Wintertime cross country driving can be a hassle if the weather doesn't cooperate. Take a longer look at the southern route. Aside from the better weather and less ice, You don't have to traverse Illinois & Pennsylvania going via route 10, 20 & 30. Texas is friendlier territory, plus everything is less expensive across the south route, gas in Texas is gonna be $1.50 /gallon less than Illinois. I like the north route in the summer for the increased daylight, but in the winter the south wins in that respect too. If you do end up having to drive though Illinois, gas up in Iowa before you cross the border and don't stop anywhere until you've made it to Indiana.
My understanding is to not stop in Gary, either.
Yeah, I have no idea why someone would be that far north in Illinois for a Cali to DC drive anyway, unless they were trying to avoid East St. Louis.
I live in Southern California, and even down here a slight variation in the beginning is the difference between taking the 10 or the 40 across the country, which end up very far apart.
Up there the issue is the Sierra Nevadas, they either go on I80 through Reno, or drive many hours south down to Bakersfield so they can start heading east to eventually get to the 40.
Last time I did that trip I went past Mono Lake on my way from San Jose to Las Vegas, I must've been doing it wrong.
Taking smaller roads to the 395 or whatever and working your way down to Vegas might be a faster way south than the Bakersfield route, unless snow or something causes issues.
Or maybe not, you can fly on the 5, and it still is somewhat angled south east.
I'm not a trucker, and am based in Southern California, so I don't know the optimal Northern California routes to places, I was just guessing why Google was sending him through Chicago.
Yeah I don't know about that, I wouldn't do too much of trusting google under any circumstances. They guy who founded 4chan was hired by google about 5 year ago and his special project with them failed, so now he is part of the google maps team apparently. Thats probably why its retarded.
Here's a tip for my ground-based pedes. Get your physician to prescribe you alprazolam. Take a few micrograms about 30 mins prior to boarding. You won't remember the next few hours.
Ask for enough to get you through the flight home too.
Itโs not that bad. Read Art of the Deal on the flight :>
The likelihood of you getting through WY is slim. Go through Texas
Careful with those MAGA party favors in DC. They have draconian laws there and in Md. Plus, The cops there have already proven to be brownsirts
They let Antifa tear down statues all day and tolerate structure fires. If they don't tolerate us doing the same then this is genocide.
What???
Did you see what Antifa did over the summer? Did you see what they got away with? Did you see what's being said about rationing the vaccine? How much more do you need to see? How far do you have to be pushed? House arrest with no charges? Restricting your access to food?
Fortune favors the bold
And.....
...and I guess that's it for you and me. Best wishes and fair weather
That's what needs to be dealt with
Well then,.....
Have a safe journey Pede.
Stay safe dude, take lots of breaks so you are ready to MAGA on the 6th!
God speed
Southern route I-40 to 44 might keep you out of winter weather
Make sure to keep your gas topped up through Nevada and Utah. Drove the I-70 from DC to Vegas before, and there was a stretch in Utah with literally nothing for 150+ miles. All federal land and all desert. The restroom at a rest stop was a latrine.
It looks like you are taking a different interstate than I did so I am not sure if you will encounter this, just be aware it is possible. Don't get stranded out there. You will have a very bad time
Iโd consider going the southern route in the winter. Iโve made this mistake before and got stuck in Denver.
Off topic:
Great username. Terrapin Station is amongst my favorites.
Obamagavemeaphone, I'd listen to what terrapin11 said. Planning to take I-80 across North America in January is such a bad idea it makes me question your intelligence. Plan a different route where you go across North America at a southern lattitude. You'd do much better planning on taking I-10 east and then cutting up north once you get to the east coast.
Mr. Richard Cranium I presume.
I will be there. Routes can be adjusted.
You're still a douche nozzle.
๐๐จ๐ณokay commie๐จ๐ณ๐
My wife says you can choke on dicks and your kids are faggits just like you.
kys
๐๐จ๐ณokay commie๐จ๐ณ๐
Hope I see you on my travels. I'll bury you. But you won't be there because you're a coward faggit.
kys
Use I-40 Not the others.
If you pass through Columbus Ohio, let me know. I'll buy ya lunch
I have friends and family all over Ohio. Most definitely swinging though!
Nothing like a fun road trip across the country. God Speed Pede!
God Bless you and wave your flag high.
This is the best time to fly. Airports are empty, and flights are cheap.
Swing through L.A. and I will pay for ALL gas and 1/2 the driving. Southern route is better in winter, too!
Get we get this pede a convoy to join?
Safe travels!
God speed!
AOC said you should take the train.
Takes too long, I shall NOT wear a mask, can't bring my MAGA party favors.
I like driving.
AOC is a donkey.
AOC IS ASSHOE
AOC can go kiss a cow for all I care.
Greta says you should take a carbon-neutral 60' sailing yacht made of carbon fibers crewed by elite sailors and owned by a Rothschild. Guess you'll have to sail down through the Panama Canal so get going.
I got 2 hours on you! 1 day 15 hours! Trying to get more family or friends to go! Where's a good hotel?
Woohoo!!!!
Perfect time to do a cannonball
[It's not what you do it's how you do it]https://youtu.be/uRjhT2XkkyY)
In all honesty, I'd back off your leave time by at least a day. It will take longer than you think to drive across the country.
Yea probably 3 days...3rd 4th 5th hotel or say fuck it sleep in the truck somewhere.
Can your convoy pick up some Coors enroute to DC ?? : ]
Gave you a pre-1991 beer-smuggling updoot.
the world was smaller and funnier then
I recall a pickup, a u-haul trailer, a "few" cases of Coors, and a beer-bash late one 1972 night on a remote shore of Sardis Reservoir...
When were free and anything but 3.2 beer was illegal.
MS or OK?
โ
From a 2/11/74 Time magazine article:
MS
I see. I understand that is a huge lake.
Shallow but broad and can swell considerably with spring rains, covering miles of farmland and roads in the process.
This is gonna be huge!!!
Awesome! Good luck.
Buddy when I was in school used to make that trip in 48ish hours (he'd actually drive home to LA and back to Annapolis as part of an eight day vacation. Back when the C in Vitamin C stood for Caffeine
Watch out for the SNOW... You might be driving over Hunter!!!
Godspeed! Be safe and I will see you there!
Godspeed, see you here.
Based Californian.
Good luck!