Mike Pence is about to cast the delegates, and a booming voice is heard from the dark behind him;
'Please clap.'
Everyone is clapping like their lives depends on it, and out from the shadows Jeb! Bush emerges.
'All your delegates are belong to me.'
All the delegates are magically transfered to Jeb!, making him President of the U.S.
'You said you liked me with more energy the Don, well here I am, fully loaded up on guac, far exceeding any power level ever thought possible, and you WILL. ALL. CLAP!'
All the delegates are still clapping, only stubs where their hands used to be. The whole U. S is clapping after Jeb!'s outburst, causing tsunamies that are whiping out the whole of the CCP.
A voice from the sky was heard;
'I told you I would cross the Rubicon'
The Don comes levitating down, beaming of white light and purity.
'I have unleashed the Jeb! to end the threath to mankind that has been scheming in the east. We will now set our eyes to the sky and conquer the Universe!'
AR's starts raining from the sky, all globalists are being hung in the streets, Firefly is airing again, and the whole world is in harmony.
Jan 6th, 2021
Mike Pence is about to cast the delegates, and a booming voice is heard from the dark behind him;
'Please clap.'
Everyone is clapping like their lives depends on it, and out from the shadows Jeb! Bush emerges.
'All your delegates are belong to me.'
All the delegates are magically transfered to Jeb!, making him President of the U.S.
'You said you liked me with more energy the Don, well here I am, fully loaded up on guac, far exceeding any power level ever thought possible, and you WILL. ALL. CLAP!'
All the delegates are still clapping, only stubs where their hands used to be. The whole U. S is clapping after Jeb!'s outburst, causing tsunamies that are whiping out the whole of the CCP.
A voice from the sky was heard;
'I told you I would cross the Rubicon'
The Don comes levitating down, beaming of white light and purity.
'I have unleashed the Jeb! to end the threath to mankind that has been scheming in the east. We will now set our eyes to the sky and conquer the Universe!'
AR's starts raining from the sky, all globalists are being hung in the streets, Firefly is airing again, and the whole world is in harmony.