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posted ago by IXIXI ago by IXIXI +517 / -0

She said she’s afraid I’ll get hurt or killed because she’s seen the videos of Aunt Tifa attacking people.

Told her I’m more afraid of starting/raising a family in a country where our children are afraid of standing up for their rights and beliefs....

Then I told her to eat a bag of commie dicks if she doesn’t like it because I’m not a fuckin pussy and IM FUCKIN GOING, SON!

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TheOddKiora 2 points ago +2 / -0

That you called it a 'duvet' amuses me beyond belief.

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M855A1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I call it a "dove-it" every time around my fiancee, hoping it rubs off and she calls it that in conversation with someone else. The long con.

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GreetingsEarthlings 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why you can't meme.

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TheOddKiora 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why you know the couch doesn't steal the duvet

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GreetingsEarthlings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look buddy I've tried to be nice but you're just being weird. Happy Christmas!

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TheOddKiora 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insulting someone on something that wasn't part of the conversation is being nice.... right, but I'm being weird? Merry Christmas, buddy