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posted ago by IXIXI ago by IXIXI +517 / -0

She said she’s afraid I’ll get hurt or killed because she’s seen the videos of Aunt Tifa attacking people.

Told her I’m more afraid of starting/raising a family in a country where our children are afraid of standing up for their rights and beliefs....

Then I told her to eat a bag of commie dicks if she doesn’t like it because I’m not a fuckin pussy and IM FUCKIN GOING, SON!

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thefenders53 50 points ago +51 / -1

Enjoy the couch. Been there myself, more times than I care to remember.

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GreetingsEarthlings 21 points ago +21 / -0

The couch doesn't steal the duvet.

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TheOddKiora 2 points ago +2 / -0

That you called it a 'duvet' amuses me beyond belief.