I have a better suggestion. Insert into you rectum a tube that is connected to a canister - call it a mobile septic tank - inside your backpack. Take regular doses of stool softening drugs in order for the feces to easily flow through the tube. This way you won't get bogged down when you need to relieve yourself.
This is actually hilarious and practical.
Lmfao. Mobile shit units must be deployed!
Great idea. Do it.
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You can pull an antifa with the projectile shit catapult when you need to empty the bucket.
Five gallons isn’t much. Someone has to carry it and empty it somewhere. You figure that part and your shittin’ on a gold mine.
I have a better suggestion. Insert into you rectum a tube that is connected to a canister - call it a mobile septic tank - inside your backpack. Take regular doses of stool softening drugs in order for the feces to easily flow through the tube. This way you won't get bogged down when you need to relieve yourself.