posted ago by WriteWhatIMust
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Nobody here actually owns a helicopter - we'll probably have to use firing squads instead.
Nobody here actually owns a helicopter - we'll probably have to use firing squads instead.
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I own 3 helicopters
Mendota ranch, is that you?
I identify as a helicopter. The liberals made that completely socially acceptable. I can help you guys!!!
Apache helicopter?? That would give you 10 more intersectional points
>Apache
THAT'S RACIST
Did you just assume his model you shit lord?
Lol
I am fucking crying
Mine goes SHADILAY!
Chopper fuel 500 dollars per hour. I say make them pay for their bullet
Haha china does that too.
Ok you got me
Firing squads? Have you SEEN the price of AMMO?
Set up portable gallows on semi flatbeds.
Where's the guillotines that fema was stocking up on. The got tons of plastic coffins.
I know where there's some tall cliffs, if that helps.
Near DC? How tall? Was trying to figure out if I should bring my parachute. Pretty sure I'll be too busy but it's hard for me to travel w out my rig.
Also, just like me to take a pede's humorous statement too seriously, so forgive me if you were kidding. I get pretty excited when base is a possibility.
Trump does
My bullets are tiny gender confused attack helicopters.
I don’t have a helicopter. I do have a chopper
I identify as a helicopter owner... So, I should be good then?
I live just by Columbia Helicopters they got these great big heavy lift helicopters...They could lift hundreds of communists at once in cargo nets...
But I do own rope.
Don't need no helicopter when you're Apache Attack Helicopter gendered bitch. Now where's the elevator?
You underestimate the amount of rope we have
If everybody donated one dollar.
I have often wondered the feasibility of death by catapult skeet shooting.
Jokes on you, I have a bungy cord too long for the local bridge that I've named helicopter.
I’m fine with the two fists Mother Nature supplied me with.
Rope is cheap and can be reused. Why waste more than you have to on these commie pricks?
I would be open to yeeting them off a cliff. Saves money.
I think we should set up a line and use a single rope until it finally gives. No need to waste public funds fixin' what needs fixin'.
Trump needs to authorize PPV for the firing squads so we can fund the military operations
When and where?? Do we have to supply our own ammo or will some be available?? Got to ask since the pricing is so sky high.
lets be practical.....
GUILLOTINE
I can get some rope at my local hardware store.
ThInK oF tHe EnViRoNmEnT!
Bullets are cheaper, more environmentally friendly and readily available to just about anyone. A helicopter ride ppv for "special" traitors would pay for itself and then some though.
The military owns lots of helicopters, but yeah, it would get expensive.
Ammo is short. Use a hammer and just give them a smack on the skull.
This is the sad truth...ammo stores need to be increased now.
Can I strangle a few commies with my bare hands?
They've made sure I'll very likely never have a family of my own, ruined most social situations, ruined video games/ movies/TV, and even made work unbearable.
At this point, what the fuck do I have to lose? Commies get the strangles!
Trump and trump jr
Don't waste ammunition. Rope is cheap and reusable.
We’ve got tall buildings! Make ‘em take the stairs, and send ‘em to hell with a side ache.
have you seen ammo prices? Cheaper to get a helicopter.