We all know that those in power are most likely extraterrestrial beings dressed in people-suits like Men in Black portrayed. They're easy to spot because they reside in the Uncanny Valley. They're close but you can tell there's something not quite human about them. Post the names of the aliens in the cheapest, shittiest people suits and upvote the worst fitting/quality people suits. Let's see who's the worst dressed alien among us.
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Mark Zuckerberg
Hard to pass on the Zuck. I haven't decided if he hops into a nutrient tub to feed by osmosis, or if he unhinges his jaw to swallow live rats when he gets a bit low on the organic molecules needed to maintain his form.
Nadler looks like he has a number of smaller creatures inside him, operating his body with levers, valves and dials like a steampunk submarine. And badly.
https://thedonald.win/p/11PWCTcMLc/people-are-dressing-up-as-chicag/c/
A take on the exhumed goblin corpse posing as mayor of chicago.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/10/democrats-anxious-after-election-performance-435600
“We’re not some demonic cult like we’re portrayed to be,” said Jones.
that ham beast is most certainly a poorly operated steampunk submarine. i am fucking so happy i started this roast thread. im over on Ngo's twitter trying to find an antifa mugshot that isn't an alien
Definitely Zuckerberg.
Lori Lightfoot
Nadler
i just fucking lol'd. he got his people suit fucking 4 sizes too big
Adam Schiff. Looks like he got the suit out of a factory seconds bin.
that's a straight up ET Alien with just a head shaped helmet fitted around it. I can only imagine this guy's neck moving exactly how ET's does
All I'm saying is she ordered her teeth and eyes separate from the rest of her people suit. Her people suit: shakira. Her eyes and teeth: shaq. She knows now shaq is not an abbreviation for shakira but that's one of those things you just don't know on your way from the other side of the galaxy.
her brain is a giga pet reprogrammed to just run twitter
he got his shit from the day old bread store. Saw AOC landed on Earth and was choosing to be a person so after seeing her in alien form he decided he needed extra big eye holes. He got here and realized AOC is just rocking eyes 4 sizes too big for her head, but he threw out the receipt for his suit, so he just wears the slack on his cheeks.
This will be unpopular, but Rick Scott.
abso-fucking-lutely! He's literally the alien from the diner scene who got a face full of perogies. Good eye!
Hillary Clinton
Jack Twat-shit.
not the same suit he started twitter in 10 years ago. He mailed that shit back in, ran through the sewers for a week waiting on the other one to come in, and then happily dawned his Lighthouse Keeper/West Virginia Lube Tech people suit
With a side of Unibomber...
"i wanna look like the unibomber, but more soy...."
yo, teddy perkins got his shit from the dollar store. im going to die im laughing so hard.
Michael Moore
i wonder if everyone else also has a 4 inch tall face on the planet he's from? he wasn't too sure what people were like so he ordered 3 and a half foot of face on his suit. luckily he can wear the other 3 feet of the face he ordered down around his neck.
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Biden
Biden's brain is a fucking punch card computer from 1973. I think he is a Cold War Cyborg. He's still got his 1945 voicebox pull-string, which is a godsend now that the last punch card repairman has died and the rest of his brain has been running on half power for the past year. That's why Jill Biden always has her hand behind his back. "cornpop... c'mon man... you know the thing... are you a junky?"
WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY YOU SO NERVOUS, MAN?!
hahahahahahaha fucking voicebox gets stuck. They keep him locked in the basement because he literally gets caught on furniture and walks in place for hours like an NPC
Nancy Poolosi, you can tell they messed up on her mouth to teeth ratio at the tailors.
They fucked her face up bad. She got the people suit store on her home planet to comp plastic surgery on Earth and that check must not have cleared because they fucked it up worse.
Kamala Harris
The health director for L.A. county, Dr Barbara Ferrer. Hands down the worst people suit!
Grim reaper masqueradingas health director
her and gov cuomo bought their faces off the same rack. same size too. That shit fits way too tight around her comically large cheekbones but it's so big it takes up the entire front half of her head. Maybe she blew out the face she brought to Earth with those grotesque cheekbones and cuomo gave her his spare. She was just walking down the street one day and her face snapped off shooting across the road like a fucking rubber band.
Just about any of the ANQUEEFA/BLM fucks that Andy Ngo has on his Twatter page
my back hurts ive been laughing so hard. this was best idea i've had all day. you just made it 1000 times better because now i'm going to drink more beer and look through andy ngo's twitter trying to decide who in those mugshot compilations might not be a fucking alien. I got the rest of my Saturday planned out.
lester holt: to his credit when you're a Protoss in a people suit you got to choose between an afro and a five head. Either her photoshop game is mad inconsistent or her face bones are jello.
stzok's nose looks like the new roof antennas they put on cars. coincidence? i think not. Comey accidentally bought a fat 50yr old mom face when he went to order the fat 50yr old dad face. autofill on amazon marketplace can be a bitch sometimes. always double check you got what you want before checkout.