So after I heard that governor DeSantis lifted all of the bullshit Covid restrictions like mask mandates and lockdowns etc. I immediately planned a trip to Florida with my kids. I’m taking them to Busch Gardens for a couple days.. As I was chatting and flirting with the hotel girl over the phone after booking my room, I said something like “thank God there is no more Covid restrictions.” At that point she immediately transformed into a Karen and started talking about how masks and social distancing bullshit are required at the hotel and businesses have a right to continue with the policies blah blah blah. And I said well surely it’s not still enforced at the amusement parks right? But of course they are still enforcing it- operating at 50% capacity and standing 6 feet apart in line, sanitizing the ride, riding in every other seat, forcing you to hand sanitize every 5 seconds and all the other gay pointless bullshit that turns your 30 minute wait into an hour. And of course the fucking masks uP oVeR yOuR NoSe. They’re like security blankets to these retards. They now feel naked without them. They stare at me not wearing a mask as though my dick is hanging out. They love muh new normal
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It is sick how driven by fear and stupidity people have become. Idiocracy.