Nobody's showing up to the third American revolution just to sit it out in jail. God help the officers who try to arrest heavily armed MAGA supporters at checkpoints after the president requests their presence in the capital to preserve the republic amid a communist coupe d'état.

The libs in DC will hear the Trump supporters fight their way over the bridge. They'll go from being pompous little cunts in youtube's comment section and in their twitter replies to Trump, to full blown anxiety attack, ugly crying in the fetal position under their bed spam calling their daddies because they need them to come pick them up because they're scared and don't wanna play grown up anymore.

But the knock at the door won't be the daddy they want. A big boot will come through the door. Then a green hand will reach in and fumble around trying to find the knob. It'll grasp it. Turn it. The door will pop open and Pepe the frog will walk in shirtless with an AR-15 and a raging hard on. He'll drag the soyboy out from under their bed by one foot, him screaming and clawing at the floor, snot caked face, making weird types of rodent noises in his distress. And Pepe the frog will put 100 miles on a condom in 3 minutes, 7 glorious inches at a time.

Then the base pede arguing with the soyboy in the youtube comment section will get a reply notification. Roll his eyes. Not want to check it. Then check it to see the message, "Kek. Make em Reeeeeeeeeeeeee pede!" and smile knowing that the soyboy he was arguing with got the daddy he needed.