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ChickenAndTrumplings 28 points ago +29 / -1

Free men do not need permission. Jk I'm married too lol

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WopNine17plus1 11 points ago +11 / -0

I suspect it will be MOSTLY PEACEFUL.

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good.

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Mtnlion667 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah... My wife's not too stoked.

She'll get over it. See you there brother! We can tell each other's wives how well behaved we were.

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Zippythekid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you get that on Groupon?

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BidenHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let her know you either take care of this now or your children will end up fighting.

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DingoDrankMyBeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Relax honey. It's just a Minecraft convention.....

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razor9586 3 points ago +3 / -0

We won't stop you from smashing commies.

We WILL lie about it to your wife, though.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the landing on the ground after being thrown from a helicopter. It fucking ouches.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if you squeeze them, not smash them. Big manly hug they never got from their dad.

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ApplesAndCheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂 nice.

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JoyousMischief 2 points ago +2 / -0

That cartoon girl is adorable as fuck.

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T-Bear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, we'll keep you in line.

Tell your wife it's all good...

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Loscann 2 points ago +2 / -0

But honey the other guys will get to smash commies, Ill be embarrassed

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IJustWannaLurk 2 points ago +2 / -0

No promises.

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brsmith77 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you are a good boy we'll let you stomp one commie. But your wife needs to understand that a man has natural urges to stomp commies and these must be satisfied for his mental wellbeing.

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Uh-hickabuh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me upvoting helps you... How?

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800080 1 point ago +1 / -0

Technically, the ground does the commie smashing.

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MichaelStewart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mr. Bones says: The ride never ends!

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

great coupon! of course yo would never lie to your wife..and if you are that whipped then you can live vicariously thru your fellow patriots.

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some commies will need persuasion. You're just being a good Samaritan by helping them get in.

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