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If you can't get time off Jan 6th just take a bunch of covid tests till you test positive and be "quarantined". (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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– merf 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all seriousness, if you decide to do this leave your current phone at home.

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– donald1771 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why?

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– merf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because of the smack ton of "contact tracing" related tech that phone manufacturers are adding that is just an update away.

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– magabigleague2 1 point ago +1 / -0

on the contrary you can get a false positive and then travel to as many places around as many places as possible so that the contact tracing shows everyone being infected

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