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posted ago by TrumpsBestFriend ago by TrumpsBestFriend +324 / -0

Washington DC does not mess around. The KGB municipal and capital hill police are not your friends. They aren't like the police you're accustomed to and they're definitely not like most sheriffs.

AS I've mentioned previously, before I took the red pill nutritional plan in 2017, I used to be an event organizer for the Democratic Socialists. Activists know DC will prosecute whenever possible.

  1. Open carry is pretty much illegal. You are no use to us if they drag you off before we really need your help. Strength is in numbers. We are expecting to crowd out law enforcement 200 to 1. Don't get carried away at 8 AM when we need you later in the day.

  2. Avoid getting noticed within 1000 feet of schools, nurseries, parks, libraries & government housing. For reference, that's 3 football fields. In general, just stay 1 road down and you should be fine. Bring a map and mark out areas.

  3. Do not bring brass knuckles or other peculiar weapons. Because the 2nd amendment so clearly refers to firearms, DC politicians have gone after other weapons indiscriminately without legal challenges. Bring something blunt if you want protection: defensive flashlights work very well.

  4. Discrete rifle backpacks are the safest option.

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ghastlylion -1 points ago +15 / -16

we need numbers not guns for this one. let Antifa be sacrificed and let them be the distraction. we can still fight with our fist lets be smarter then our adversary's

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JudicialDredd 18 points ago +19 / -1

They literally protect antifa from harm.

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MAGA_Master2 3 points ago +3 / -0

A post early just said to dress like Antifa

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CaptJohnYossarian 40 points ago +41 / -1

Man. That whole "shall not be infringed" clause is pretty loose in its interpretation.

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JudicialDredd 20 points ago +22 / -2

"And all this is null and void if some future faggot democrats outlaw guns 'round here"

-George Washington

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NuclearRocks1 27 points ago +29 / -2

Heed the warning, the police in blue states will be on the highways looking for YOU !

https://thedonald.win/p/11R4lLulol/mr-president-the-above-is-what-t/c/

That’s what you will be dealing with !

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subbookkeeper 16 points ago +17 / -1

I imagine if you have out of state plates you will be pulled over multiple times and have your car searched.

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MadMaxUSMC 6 points ago +8 / -2

Ya don' try to sneak in weed vapes or have piece under the seat or anything like that. Expect to be searched at some point.

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sully 23 points ago +24 / -1

"Arms" doesn't mean only firearms.

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CommieBangDingOw 15 points ago +16 / -1

You know that and I know that but the commie faggots gaslight normies into not knowing that.

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Nevercommunism55 23 points ago +23 / -0

I know no law beyond the Constitution.

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Dictator_Bob 22 points ago +24 / -2

I suspect there will be more firearms in Washington DC on the 6th than during the first American Revolution.

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JustTheNews 20 points ago +20 / -0

ummmm....WHO GIVES A FUCK.....stick together, and fuck the police. ESP You do not follow the law in a protest..............

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giggitybooped 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rioting, looting, arson, vandalism, assault, and attacking the cops are all illegal too but that's tolerated and encouraged by Democrats.

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travistd6789 13 points ago +14 / -1

If you don't want to take a firearm, defense sprays and stun guns are legal with some caveats: https://mpdc.dc.gov/page/mace-pepper-spray-self-defense-sprays-and-stun-guns

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adam_schiff 11 points ago +12 / -1

If you used to be an event organizer for DS, why aren't you deep-cover and wrecking their buttholes from the inside? You could be invaluable

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arterius2 16 points ago +17 / -1

Assuming there are enough cops to arrest millions of armed protestors.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 10 points ago +10 / -0

How about pitchforks? Are they legal?

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Sun_Tzu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine a million pissed off people with pitchforks!!!!

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Physics76 9 points ago +9 / -0

What about body armor?

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 8 points ago +9 / -1

Bring a leather sap. Beat a commie with Abraham and Washington.

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MakinBacon 12 points ago +13 / -1

I'm sure bike locks are just as legal, but have a +1 revenge bonus

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SpezDispenser 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck the Law. We ARE the Law.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sorry, I will not go to a city where I can't carry concealed or openly. If actual war breaks out, then all that shit goes out the window, but I'm not about to just show up in enemy territory with my dick in my hand.

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CuckS1ayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should have some reserves waiting in VA. If it gets spicy they cross the river.

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Steven4385 6 points ago +8 / -2

Good SITREP! Roger all the above.

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4more 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are pitchforks allowed?