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AutumnCrystal7777777 38 points ago +39 / -1

Right on schedule. Actually bumped up, Jan 8 was supposed to be the day.

Now they know they must shut down DC on the 6th.

Be True, all. Pray, be ready.

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rikkyyy 14 points ago +15 / -1

thats why im staying slighly ''out of town'' :)

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rikkyyy 25 points ago +26 / -1

cucked and has a reason to arrest the english who will rally for trump in london on the 6th

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VoltronGreen1981 20 points ago +20 / -0

Have to smirk a little at all those in Britain and continental Europe that mock Americans for our love of firearms.

I guess you'll have to form shield wall and march against the traitors, like in the old days.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOLD LADS...HOLD!!!!

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blitzkrieg 14 points ago +15 / -1

Can't have that Liberty and Freedom stuff floating around, it might just infect people. REEEEEEEE

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MichaelGioIreland 8 points ago +8 / -0

The sniffles has been upgraded to the MEGA SNIFFLES. They must stock up on tissue or there will be riots.

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jda70 7 points ago +7 / -0

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS!

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CrystalPlatypus 13 points ago +14 / -1

I love this community

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +6 / -2

i love nightshift

<3

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good to know he doesn't need toilet paper if there's another shortage.

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KurtG0Bang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauce? Well, maybe not. I’m on tim pool’s fence now that I thinks abouts it.

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Supermatmike 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't forget chicken soup.

Some good homemade chicken soup and some couch time will cure anything.

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Hellann 2 points ago +2 / -0

and mentholatum

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CaptJohnYossarian 11 points ago +12 / -1

Viruses mutate. Usually they mutate to less deadly and more transmissible over time, which should make logical sense, since living, sneezing, coughing people transmit more.

Its more likely this is a new story and tool to pacify and lock people down even more.

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AmishMachinist 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not even new. We know this virus mutates, last I heard they had isolated five distinct strains of it back in July. Probably double that now. The worst thing we can do at this point is lock down again, that just encourages it to become even more transmissable.

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PROBE -3 points ago +0 / -3

This is what actually saved the world from the Ebola outbreak. Right as things were looking jacked, a less deadly version mutated and spread ahead of the really deadly version, innoculating people against it naturally.

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MyPresidentOrange 5 points ago +6 / -1

“But but muh vaccinnnnnne”

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MyPresidentOrange 1 point ago +2 / -1

Every child must be vaccinated at birth to prevent the spread of covid

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Leuraness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I hope it turns out like the seige of Paris 1870. The last great seige of the western europe.

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 4 points ago +4 / -0

They can go fuck themselves with a new strain of these nuts.

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ScottButNotBaio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sargon gave me my very first red pill. Godspeed to my fellow “American” pato

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Gunsmonkey22 1 point ago +2 / -1

Mm

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rooftoptendie -1 points ago +1 / -2

I can't help but notice old holbornz did not provide sauce for those tendies he's throwin around.