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ReticulatingSplines 9 points ago +10 / -1

Communists aren’t humans tho

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Tartarian-Kingz 1 point ago +3 / -2

Reptilians confirmed

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Sansa_Belt 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's not the freedom to be the real "you". That is mental illness writ large.

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's LARPing a pregnant woman.

But you know, for serious, dude's ass and legs don't look all that out of shape. I hate that I am examining a dude in a critical way that doesn't really warrant it, but they appear to be pretty firm.

So the question is how the ever loving fuck does he have such a big gut with no other proportionate fatty regions

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salty_eight 2 points ago +2 / -0

I worked with a dude who had a bigger gut and skinnier legs. And it was obvious even without skintight shapers on. Some people just take on fat in different ways than others.

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

doesn't look that firm to me, last time I went to he gym was a while ago though

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno last time I saw a fat dude in skin tight clothes their legs and ass were not so we'll defined, but ymmv, apparently

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Covfefe_Injection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't agree with your assessment of its body. This is normal and it's gut is what peak fitness looks like, like it or not.

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Tartarian-Kingz -1 points ago +2 / -3

Ask his red purse

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wear that same outfit at my local gun range...

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A_Russian_Wall 5 points ago +5 / -0

username checks out

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CerebralPimp 2 points ago +2 / -0

He touched me right there.

The shoulder Billy?

Yeah, I squeezed so gently then he attacked me!

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JerryJerryJerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

Embarrassing. Purse doesn't match.

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Konrad 5 points ago +5 / -0

My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!

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Forty_Five 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL gross

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TrumpPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those socks DO NOT match that top. It should be ashamed of itself.

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TX4TW 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess men can get pregnant

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niconicoreeee 3 points ago +3 / -0

human de-evolution in real time

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loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bro! I am just about to go to bed! <NIGHTMARES INTENSIFYING>

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lst1194 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of a character from a DR, Seuss book

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Chuck_U_Farley 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the actual fuck is that?

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Serioush 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just pepe, without green.

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CerebralPimp 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

LORD - that purse doesn't match!!! Tacky

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AnaMerican_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Lemme guess...Portland?

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Megadeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! A beer gut on a transvestite. What will they think of next?

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GnosticAwakening 2 points ago +2 / -0

what the actual fukc

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Sansa_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say Fred... is that your Chinaman?

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TheyDrewFirstBlood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Centaurd.

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Familyman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jerry Nadler that you?

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

It must be out for it's early afternoon speed walk, otherwise it would've accessorized. At least you can see it coming from a mile away.

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PepeNate 1 point ago +2 / -1

Is it... pegnant??