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posted ago by Forty_Five ago by Forty_Five +5432 / -1
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– Forty_Five [S] 458 points ago +459 / -1

Big Mike dressed up as corn on the cob this Halloween I'm thinking.

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– Fenianlad 142 points ago +142 / -0

I’ll eat your leftist ass like CORN ON THE COB

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– Icetor 111 points ago +111 / -0

Corn cob was one bad dude back when Joe lived in the racial jungles.

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– Skogin 22 points ago +22 / -0

It puts the razors in the rain barrel

Or else it gets the chain wrapped around its head again

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– Im_shmmaaaaaat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget he learned about "roaches"

Whatever that means.

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– SaltyBAZ 21 points ago +22 / -1

That was corn pop, not corn cob. Different fellas.

Corn pop was a bad dude. Corn cob has the magic stick that makes Barack go drip drip.

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– Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big mike fitt'n to throw his dick over his shoulder and leave.

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– Creepy_Ginger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn Pops dad, Corn Cob.

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– RedWhiteandPew 12 points ago +12 / -0

Have you heard Miel Bredouw's Carol of the Bells / Three 6 Mafia Slob on my Knob mashup?

"Slob on my knob, corn on the cob..."

Fitting for Big Mike here.

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– JohnTomato 7 points ago +7 / -0

You think I wanna size 'em up, haul 'em up by a chain? CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP!

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– Klown_Schwab 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're gonna wrap our metaphysical hands around your stinkin' necks, globalists! AAAGGGHHHFHRHGHGH

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– Wishdonwasdad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Real lol!!!

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– unspecified_user 9 points ago +10 / -1

scorn on the blob

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– simonverde1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Mike looks like a shitty Dalek cosplay.

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– BillBarrsLastBucket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had to look this up but it is spot on!

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– BiteTheWaxTadpole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dalek 😆 spot on!

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– Kaiheitai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Barry's favorite meal!

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