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posted ago by Forty_Five ago by Forty_Five +5432 / -1
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Fenianlad 142 points ago +142 / -0

I’ll eat your leftist ass like CORN ON THE COB

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Icetor 111 points ago +111 / -0

Corn cob was one bad dude back when Joe lived in the racial jungles.

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Skogin 22 points ago +22 / -0

It puts the razors in the rain barrel

Or else it gets the chain wrapped around its head again

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Anubis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

To get em rusty!

Which...what? That would make it less sharp, unless your goal isn't to cut someone up and instead give them tetanus.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget he learned about "roaches"

Whatever that means.

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Little kids jumping on his lap.

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SaltyBAZ 21 points ago +22 / -1

That was corn pop, not corn cob. Different fellas.

Corn pop was a bad dude. Corn cob has the magic stick that makes Barack go drip drip.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big mike fitt'n to throw his dick over his shoulder and leave.

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Creepy_Ginger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn Pops dad, Corn Cob.

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RedWhiteandPew 12 points ago +12 / -0

Have you heard Miel Bredouw's Carol of the Bells / Three 6 Mafia Slob on my Knob mashup?

"Slob on my knob, corn on the cob..."

Fitting for Big Mike here.

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JohnTomato 7 points ago +7 / -0

You think I wanna size 'em up, haul 'em up by a chain? CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP!

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Klown_Schwab 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're gonna wrap our metaphysical hands around your stinkin' necks, globalists! AAAGGGHHHFHRHGHGH