well yes, saying Big Mike is a woman is not credible, but as far as looks go, that "dress" looks like some contraption you'd see in the maintenance room of an abandoned 1950s Albanian water treatment facility.
Honestly, who the hell would ever look at her, and that monstrosity she's wearing, and say, while honestly believing it, "oh yeah, that looks great! Absolutely stunning!" ? I mean, what is wrong with them?
Hahaha, thank you, I appreciate the comparison (at least from what I remember of his writing when I used to read his columns regularly, which has been a while)
When a "feminine" outfit's main result is to higglight that the wearer's figure is a bulky cylinder with zero hint of any aspect of "hourglass" I can't see how it could be considered anything other than an abject failure. Especially when she could have probably spent $5,000 less to achieve the same look.
well yes, saying Big Mike is a woman is not credible, but as far as looks go, that "dress" looks like some contraption you'd see in the maintenance room of an abandoned 1950s Albanian water treatment facility.
Honestly, who the hell would ever look at her, and that monstrosity she's wearing, and say, while honestly believing it, "oh yeah, that looks great! Absolutely stunning!" ? I mean, what is wrong with them?
Hey everybody, look at this! Dave Barry is a pede.
That is such a lovely sentence.
Hahaha, thank you, I appreciate the comparison (at least from what I remember of his writing when I used to read his columns regularly, which has been a while)
I read that sentence about 3 times - the first time. It's a gem.
The boobs aren't even in the right place. Monstrosity it is.
why do my eyes tell me that thing is ugly as shit.
The emperor wears no clothes story.
if the gown is that tight it doesnt look "incredible"
When a "feminine" outfit's main result is to higglight that the wearer's figure is a bulky cylinder with zero hint of any aspect of "hourglass" I can't see how it could be considered anything other than an abject failure. Especially when she could have probably spent $5,000 less to achieve the same look.