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PrussianShrooms 125 points ago +125 / -0

Emu in the back like "oh not this shit again"

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PrussianShrooms 84 points ago +84 / -0

They beat two drunken sergeants operating an old williby jeep with a way past its date Browning M1917 HMG. The emu's won by utilizing asymmetrical warfare, they just waited until the Aussies got bored and went back to shitposting about wogs and shitty foreign beer.

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brsmith77 27 points ago +27 / -0

drunken sergeants

Aussies

Checks out.

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operation_eland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pass us the 4X cobba.

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AussieSpectator 25 points ago +25 / -0

lmao

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Tardigrade 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always fogured there was more to that story. Emus must run Australias media or something.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 2 points ago +3 / -1

(((EMUS)))

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ronnietherocket 5 points ago +5 / -0

I suspect the emu war could have been handled by issuing each farmer a rifle and a few hundred rounds of ammo.

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Geeee 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not quite what happened. But close enough. They just put a bounty on Emus.

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hloblart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing that it came to that. Knew someone who came into possession of property in the US that already had some emus. Without intense management(but some management), they were wiped out partially by squirrels.

Run of the mill, acorn eating squirrels. They apparently developed a taste for the eggs and are too agile, small, and sneaky for the adults to defend against.

Can only imagine what troubles a weasel would have been for them.

Australia doesn't have as many placental mammals, though.

Also, seems strange to try to wipe out emus. You would think people shooting them for meat would be sufficient to control the population.

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ScumDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they did it without guns. As an Aussie arming them makes me nervous. No telling what a pissed emu with an ar15 could could accomplish.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 12 points ago +12 / -0

More like, "hey Harry, I take back everything I said about you yesterday. It's your spot. I'll move on."

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Rreidy8286 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dont count the emus out so easily.

Look up the great emu wars I was going to paste a wiki link about the great emu war but i didnt want to transmit aids to any of the pedes. Kek

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Aussies 'tested' their nukes on Emu Field.

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Rreidy8286 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek.

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SvixGale 6 points ago +6 / -0

"How pro-gun are you?"

Me:

I want fucking Fully Automatic M4s / M16s, with real deal M203 40mm launchers mounted underneath, available in fucking vending machines located on each and every street corner.

THAT is how pro-gun I am.

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PrussianShrooms 2 points ago +2 / -0

That One Kid..."WTF? An M249 but no Lima? Fucking boomers, man"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

No more shall the dingo's eat your baby. Lock and load!

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PrussianShrooms 2 points ago +2 / -0

out of a dust devil steps a grizzled bogan who sparks the igniter on the flamethrower "spark up the barbie, dyin time is here"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can take my vegimite from my cold, dead hand!

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unspecified_user 58 points ago +58 / -0

The ol' "Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property" militia.

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Rreidy8286 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice

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Butthurt 52 points ago +52 / -0

I’m so pro gun, that I think the individual citizenry, in every income bracket, and outside the government should form well regulated militias that are as capable as the government’s well regulated militias.

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Butthurt 29 points ago +29 / -0

call me old fashioned

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Chad_Dudebroski 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'd pour you an old fashioned

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Barack-Obama2 13 points ago +14 / -1

And then lick it off your butthole.

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Chad_Dudebroski 17 points ago +17 / -0

God damn it barry. For the last time I'm not into that shit, Ask mike.

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Barack-Obama2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cmon man

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Dashmoomoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cnn: this is true.

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sorossockpuppet2 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is like a sitcom. "BARRY! You can't just say you'll lick an old fashioned off their butthole!"

"Did iiiii dooo thaaaatt??"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol, president urkle.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

TALLY HO LADS

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree I think the militia bit is incredibly important. Politicians would be far less likely to try some shit if a good portion of the country were regularly training in their militia.

Maybe they should make it 3 years service in a militia compulsory.

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Butthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tax payer funded too

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TheOne1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Cut his nails already, Hoppy is gonna scratch the bluing

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DaisyWicksGhost 10 points ago +10 / -0

... found the the Fobbit.

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found the fren that went outside the wire.

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DaisyWicksGhost 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, but treated many that did. If your weapon system paint jobs are beat to shit, you have my utmost respect. Always nagging the Dental Corps NCOIC next door, to give us their worn out instruments for the trigger pullers, to keep their bolts clean between firefights. Kept getting coined by Sergeant Majors for going above and beyond getting those old tooth scalers into the hands of their men. Admonished by my Command for doing it but who the fuck cares. I've been chewed out before.

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Undervoting 21 points ago +21 / -0

God fucking dammit. Kangaroos have the right to bare arms, but not ordinary Australians.

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YeDragonEnergy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tfw you can’t even own airsoft guns in Australia LOL

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Rothbard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats weird cause I own a gun and live in Aus...

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nomoreprinkles 9 points ago +9 / -0

In unreasonable times, it pays to be unreasonable.

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ViduusMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Start a national awareness campaign. Take your rights back.

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tepkek 21 points ago +22 / -1

That roo has better access to guns than most Australians.

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ConspiracyRealist2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sadly, that’s true...let’s not let MERICA get to that terrible place! Let’s FIGHT !!!

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Hari_Selden 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well I spent 6 months rebuilding a ww2 Mauser this year, and wouldn'tcha know, theres boatloads of 8mm surplus ammo around for me.

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MysteriousCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking for a sign?

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TheOne1 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's the emu packing mate? lolz

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TheOne1 8 points ago +8 / -0

They aren't to be fucked with eh? Emu is a badass bird. lol

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Strike08 3 points ago +3 / -0

GAU-8 Avenger

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TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice if you have a Warthog to carry it. I don't think it would fit on my minivan... lolz

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HKFan 11 points ago +11 / -0

The ATF should actually only be used to force states and localities to abide by the 2nd amendment. Example would be places like NY and CA that if we abolished the ATF would still keep up their state level bullshit

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Boonecountymoonshine 10 points ago +10 / -0

I should be able to buy a machine gun from a vending machine

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Boonecountymoonshine 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, the m1 carbine is, in my humble felonious opinion, is a perfect metro warfare rifle. I could hang one on my shoulder and put a regular length coat on, and it could go from completely hidden to completely hittin quicker than you could say, "Say when." That's if I was legally allowed to possess one, of course.

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Widowmaker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am extremely pro gun. Our 2nd amendment rights have been been twisted and trampled on for way to long and to many "politicians" have taken away those rights even though people just let them do it. Thank God I live in a pro gun open carry state.

Nice meme hehe.

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JustSayIt 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best Kangaroos, don't we folks?

The left only has their Kangaroo Courts.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is based

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CrocodileDundee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck yeah cunt

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CHOOCHOO_BITCHES 4 points ago +4 / -0

So... We arm the roos, deploy them bay of pigs style into mainland China... Without the loss. Yes, I like this idea.

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SirReginald 4 points ago +5 / -1

God bless the Aussie men. Jan 6th will start first on your Commie invested Nation continent. Power to all the people.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

How pro-gun are you?

Yes.

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YouthInAsia 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Affirmative.

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Forty_Five 4 points ago +4 / -0

I could get on board with weaponized kangaroo deaths squads.

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Schmerzlos1337 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring your GM6 Lynx

https://youtu.be/oGmcf6qjI7g

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Pilotmtb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh god I want one so bad

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tucker2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

that's pretty pro gun

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Timmy100 3 points ago +3 / -0

Giving those hot headed Kangaroos assault rifles....not a very bright idea here, Cotton!

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FaddyMcSaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mossberg 930 SPX Tactical?

Great shotgun, like the sights.

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Winner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crykey!

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ljsilver0000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thinking! Why stop at bears?

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DoomieGrunt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am a believer that civilians should be able to buy an M1 Abrams.

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Spez_BTFO_v2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can.

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TrumpDynastyForever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't win a war against the emus without a little help from the natives.

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FAAFO 2 points ago +2 / -0

That might be the only Ausi to fight the Chinese

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kangaroos with guns - they really would be "boomers" then.

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PepePedebone 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish my dog had fingers. Would make his bark worse than his bite.

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SteelGhost 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s start #armtheotehr11. From lord of war.

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PaulieM91 2 points ago +2 / -0

you know what? they even have a pouch for ammunition. so this is a naturally good idea!

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CLF3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not pro gun enough to let the kangaroo have one with the magazine in it.

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YouthInAsia 1 point ago +1 / -0

that's a shotgun, bruh

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CLF3 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a .410?

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YouthInAsia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweet summer child....

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Burmeister 2 points ago +2 / -0

My question is WTF you gonna do when he pull the trigger?

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YouthInAsia 1 point ago +1 / -0

That emu is about to find out.

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mickeydee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha good old adler. Sent the lefties into melt down with this new state of the art 130 year old technology here in Australia hahaha.

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RazOfTheDeities 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's pretty damn pro-gun, cause I'm pretty sure Australia sees them as an annoyance...

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Canadean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Animals only have the right to be tasty

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Babyfaceposey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just bought EOTech EXPS2-2 HWS, G33 Magnifier & STS System, Holographic Hybrid Sight- HHS-II for my AR with some of my bonus money. Merry Christmas everyone.

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PepeNate 2 points ago +3 / -1

I thought guns were banned in Australia?

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can still get bolt actions, pump action centrefires, shotguns etc in most calibers. It's heavily restricted, you have to go to training courses and wait months for PTAs (permits to acquire) before you can buy anything. For example after doing your handgun course you'll be waiting about 12 months for your first buy. Semiauto licenses are available to farmers who show they need them and people who demonstrate they make a living from pest control (then I think its probably on a case by case basis).

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

TD has made me want to buy a (few) guns so badly. Wish they weren’t so expensive.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! I was just thinking it’d be nice to be able to buy them on craigslist or something. Any downsides to buying from private party?

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Jackie Legs!