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posted ago by TonsOfSalt +89 / -0

Your lab rat reporting in: After finishing day 4, I think the worst side effects are finally over. The injection side arm just feels a little weird at this point... like a light chill through it on occasion.

Glad the rest of the side effects are over, but I'm not looking forward to the 2nd shot.

Your lab rat reporting in: After finishing day 4, I think the worst side effects are finally over. The injection side arm just feels a little weird at this point... like a light chill through it on occasion. Glad the rest of the side effects are over, but I'm not looking forward to the 2nd shot.
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DroppsaDuece 26 points ago +26 / -0

Day 5: My testicles have disappeared and my left foot looks like a flipper Day 9: It’s getting hard to type, i look like a tadpole or a sperm send help

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ozzybrian 14 points ago +15 / -1

Just wait till you die of cancer from the vaccine in 5-10 years time. Then get back to us.

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Siteless_Vagrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

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TrumpSteak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately, one doesn't simply sue vaccine companies. They have immunity from prosecution for damage they cause. If someone gets bells palsy or flipper feet for their kids, they are on their own.

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Merciless_Win_Update 9 points ago +9 / -0

Never taking it.

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syncbad2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Enjoy autoimmunity to ace2 lookalikes :) hope your not a femalepede

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TonsOfSalt [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, I wouldn't have taken it if I was female.

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TonsOfSalt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, in medical. It's not being mandated for anyone yet since it's not FDA approved, and I suspect they don't want legal liability if shit goes wrong.

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TonsOfSalt [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

If I can get a vaccine that is equally unpleasant and not spread it to a family member in shitty health, that would be the biggest bonus. The long term side effects of the virus as well as the vaccine are unknown.

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syncbad2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

But do stay safe. Stay alive.

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Bill_Paxton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Day 3,756: Funny feeling in both of my leg bones and brainstem, GP says probably cancer but doing more tests.

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nanowerx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Day 1200: "have you or your loved one suffered debilitating effects after receiving the Covid-19 Vaccine? Call the law offices of Jones, Smith and Ramirez now, you may be entitled to a substantial settlement!"

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HatnNewLognReqs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hi Pinky!

Thanks for reporting in. When you do updates, can you copy paste the dates and any symptoms from previous dates into future posts? Ex: Day 1: shot in right arm, soreness scale 1 (scale 1-10; 10 being rigar mortis), took tylenol for soreness Day 2: arm stiff, hurts to lift higher than waist ( soreness 2) no fever, face feels normal, generally lethargic

Etc.

That way anyone can get a glimpse into a post-vax response without trawling through your post history. As a scientist who is not getting the vax, many thanks for the updates!

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TonsOfSalt [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great suggestion. I'll use that format for tomorrow

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many people do you think will refuse the second dose? Sounds very unpleasant.

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TonsOfSalt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure, but I was definitely thinking this on the 3rd day: "Fuck... I have to do this twice?"

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ChyNahAzzWhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

So sorry.

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TonsOfSalt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not seeking that, just documenting

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TrumpSteak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeez man, why the hell would you let pfizer inject their poisons into you? Especially for a 99.7% survivable flu.

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Logan051361 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait... What were the side effects? Also, reports coming in that people cant do daily routines. You???

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TonsOfSalt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did a post each day if you want to peak through my comments, but basically malaise, mild nausea, arm pain / soreness, and chills.

I definitely wasn't too productive over the past few days as a result

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Anon331717 5 points ago +5 / -0

So they just gave you a disease? Sounds great.

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you check your temp when you had chills? See if you have a fever?

Otherwise, all pretty standard vaccine side effects. Your immune system is working. Some immune systems are more equal than others 😉

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TonsOfSalt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

highest temp was 100.1. Upvote for the Orwell reference!