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TrumpsPinkyRing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fatality

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Kraznaya 16 points ago +16 / -0

Here's proof!

I'm sorry, the crime has already occurred and we can't turn back the clock to a world where it hasn't. Next time try calling before you've been robbed.

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Joesf23 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have the crime on video though!

Oh well, the criminals deboooonked it already. Dont be racist.

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Libraritarian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also that proof has been deboonked by experts already.

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Kraznaya 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weeks ago even

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Ghost_of_Pinochet 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet she has a great personality though

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Ghost_of_Pinochet 7 points ago +7 / -0

“You should have called us before you were robbed, sir.”

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Morokei 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or, You called too late

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bootsy_two_scoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

According to Snopes, that’s a Debonked conspiracy theory.

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SDsc0rch 4 points ago +4 / -0

just look at that warpig
perfect picture
absolutely PERFECT representation of a govt worker...

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Mr_Beanths 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You need to call use to report the robbery before you are robbed, xir”

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rufrignkidnme 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should have reported this before it happened sir. Now I can't do anyting bout tit.

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Crockett 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Yeah, right. There's no proof of widespread robbery. Think about it. How could thousands of people across the country all coordinate to rob different houses every night? Get real."

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's going on with that desk though? Looks kinda nice.

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SaltExpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol! Exactly what's happening!

Ps. I'm diggin on that desk doe....

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Teqsan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait a minute... that seems very familiar. Is there something similar that happened recently? Lol. F the NWO, F the Global Reset and PLEASE let We The People volunteer for taking up positions on the firing squads!!

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Eric300 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dispatcher: Sorry, you don’t have the standing to report a robbery.” “Call us back after you’ve lined the right pockets.”