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TheJake 23 points ago +23 / -0

He won't fly, we can try to send a team to tranquilize him and bring him by force...then give that fucker the LOUDEST BULLHORN IN D.C.!!!! COMMAND THE SALTY ARMY!!!

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Pepe_longcockings 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sounds like B.A. Barracus. Get that man some milk

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BabbleRabble 6 points ago +6 / -0

We can kidnap Salty Panther and take-send pictures of him in random spots on the DC mall until his papa shows up to rescue him.

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ConcernedCitizen65 19 points ago +19 / -0

The Salt must flow January 6 in DC

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Kozio_ 17 points ago +17 / -0

He doesn't lurk, he is u/saltycracker

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Cabinetmaker 15 points ago +15 / -0

Salty cracker is who told me about Td.win

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HangTheSwamp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't go AWOL Salty, don't do it!!! Your Sega Genesis and toy collection will still be there when you get back, we need you in DC!

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SinisterSpick 13 points ago +13 / -0

Reee

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reee

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TyrannyBuster 11 points ago +11 / -0

An appearance and speech from the Salty General would do wonders for morale.

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Bert_Worthington 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Salty Army needs the General!

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TheJake 6 points ago +6 / -0

HOLY SHIT, LIGHT BULB! CAN SOMEBODY WORK MAGIC TO SEE IF TRUMP WILL SETUP A JUMBOTRON IN DC FOR SALTY CRACKER? PERFECT PLATFORM...RALLY WARCRY BIG-DICK ENERGY!!!

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Aeneas_Troy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love me some Salty Video.

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Salty_Anon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I say lets get Mr Salty and crazy Uncle Alex Jones together for at least an hour on stage..... muhahahahaha

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Razamataz 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are legion the salt must flow reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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2020Ray 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love Mr and Mrs salty. Part of the army!

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0