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killerbunny88 70 points ago +74 / -4

you're**

Sorry, I just can't help it.

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JoyousMischief 27 points ago +29 / -2

If you didn’t say it, I would have. XD

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CloakAndDagger 15 points ago +17 / -2

*If you hadn't said it

Know your conditionals

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deleted 4 points ago +6 / -2
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I_Used_to_be_me 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s the difference between knowing your shit, or knowing you’re shit

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Knowmadicsoul 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a great way of putting it.😁

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +4 / -2

Is the joke that you mixed the “yours” up in this sentence?

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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DrMarcyM 3 points ago +4 / -1

I would have too 😋

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errydaktal 13 points ago +14 / -1

That error is inexcusable

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Wtf_socialismreally 9 points ago +10 / -1

Fault of the education system. Far too common.

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Hoopster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel that way two.

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mae_daisy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can confirm, drives me crazy. Along with there, their, and they’re.

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I hate that to. People who do that are such loosers!

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

There terrible people. Truly.

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goatacular 3 points ago +4 / -1

grammatical and governmental stupidity on display!

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Youse**

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I love you, killer bunny.

We must be soulmates.

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young_roshi 40 points ago +40 / -0

Honestly, he deserves all the hate JUST for that retarded, fear-mongering, passive-aggressive robo text.

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FinallyFreeToSpeak 22 points ago +24 / -2

The grammar here makes me sad. C'mon Pedes. We can do better. They already think we're stupid. Let's not give them SIMPLE reasons to be so simple.

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DrMarcyM 8 points ago +9 / -1

No worries because it’s fake. 👍🏻

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Conserve1982 [S] 3 points ago +6 / -3

Not fake. Nice try though

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FinallyFreeToSpeak 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not meant as an insult to you, OP, the left just seems so damn meticulous about things that take away from the larger picture. The lowest hanging fruit here is the grammar. We don't want low hanging fruit.

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80960KA 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sadder thing is it's very unlikely anyone is reading the inbox of the robot that sent the message.

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donjongun 12 points ago +14 / -2

Fake af lol

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Conserve1982 [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

What’s fake?

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At_The_Rally 11 points ago +11 / -0

His B Pussy will fight tho.

His A Pussy is all flash and no pan.

Always choose that B Pussy when going HAM on Cocaine Mitch

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you get that text from "Rubio"?

They do think we're that stupid.

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Titan93 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm shocked they have the gall to condescend us like this. Bunch of swine

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MIKEOBAMA 1 point ago +1 / -0

🚨🚨 IT'S A TRAP. don't give them any reply!

they are using their tech monopoly to cross reference and identify Trump supporters.

From vote suppression to.... who knows. They absolutely have this ability.

STOP THINKING THIS IS A FORM OF PROTEST

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ain't nobody seen a bitch nigga bigger than cocaine Mitch.

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Smubbs 4 points ago +6 / -2

You're* Don't be as stupid as them.

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Conserve1982 [S] -3 points ago +2 / -5

Tiny ass keyboard on phone. I’m not worrying about shit like this. But you do you.

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Ivleeeg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't make it about trump. Tell them they're OK with elections being stolen. The biggest mistake we've made about this is allowing them to frame it as being about trump and overturning an election.

It's about an open and fair election, nothing more, nothing less. They keep trying to pretend it is open and fair but then undermine that with restrictions to protect the obvious fraud.

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TrustTheTruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Follow the wives.

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Donald4thewin 2 points ago +2 / -0

These accusatory texts...I cant believe...R voters been used abused and mind-fucked

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VonBustacap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just can't believe these fuckers have the balls to ask for money after selling Trump out. Oh wait... Yea I can -- they are RINOs. FUCK THEM ALL!

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t stand those text messages

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

stop=end

Does that mean you have to send stop to end the messages, or does it mean you have to send end to stop the messages?

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donjongun 2 points ago +3 / -1

it means that this is fake and OP texted himself this for upvotes on TDW

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Conserve1982 [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

Don’t be retarded.

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TX2013 2 points ago +3 / -1

I got the same text. I replied back that I can’t understand why you will not FIGHT FOR TRUMP!!!

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DankKnoight710KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is china’s pussy

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2A_EH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honest question. I've given donations and I get these texts non-fucking stop all day every day, how do I stop them? I've done some cursory research that says that since they're always from a 'personal' phone number it isn't considered spam or harassment. I'm getting incredibly frustrated. Any assistance would be appreciated.

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Conserve1982 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reply stop. Especially now.

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phlashmanusa 1 point ago +1 / -0

He and his CHINESE wife apparently dont get this...

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MagaChamp253 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that message from the turtle is even accurate and not a `shop - who the fk sends beg-texts for money from a negative position of 'you're not helping - wtf?'

Absolute shitty communication skills....

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LevonRiver 1 point ago +3 / -2

By "stupidity," do you mean typing "your" for "you're"?

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Conserve1982 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m not worrying about bullshit like that on a tiny ass keyboard on phone. So fuck off

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LevonRiver 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh, okay, I understand: You're much too busy and important to bother with "bullshit" like literacy. Well, the liberals will hug you and reassure you about what a poor victim you are to be so fucking stupid.

Cowboy up and learn English, pussy.

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Conserve1982 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I am. Fuck you’re English you Connie fuck. Haha.

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motrhed3 1 point ago +2 / -1

that you responded to this, updoot

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

more like mitch mcconnell is helping with the dem total take over. after dems take over, he will give them everything they want just to stay in power.

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Equality72521 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are replying to a bot. That is all.

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backwoods-engineer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I sent something similar, though a lot more polite, back to the RINOs who are messaging in the name of the Turtle.

Then, I messaged 'STOP'.

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MaxItout 0 points ago +1 / -1

We won a a lot of State Elections... and We won the Presidency. so we are the captain now.

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NickG 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah I keep on replying to those all the time!

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RedReddit 0 points ago +1 / -1

About as retarded as responding to an automated message from a spoofed number.

I am not judging, though. I have done it too, fellow retard.

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Conserve1982 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retards we all are now I guess.

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crazyjackel -1 points ago +1 / -2

I am going to doubt this one... like who waits a whole 12 hours to respond to these types of texts. either you don't respond or you respond quickly, but hey IDK.

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Conserve1982 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t be fucking retarded. I got while driving last night.