I'm so in love 'pedes. My wife. She wants me in a militia.
My wife just now: what if the mayor forces the hotels to cancel registrations?
Me: we'll stay in Maryland, Virginia, Delaware, North Carolina if need be.
Me: I bet Trump Hotel wouldn't cancel any reservations
Then turn the tables on them - declare the hotels are "The Peoples' Property" and sleep there anyway.
And thank them for the complimentary coffee.
You have a keeper...