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Biden will have to defeat Trump in battle to claim it for himself (media.patriots.win) πŸ’© SHITPOST πŸ’©
posted ago by SNRNXS ago by SNRNXS +904 / -0
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tw1stynipple 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the rightful King of Magalore.

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Trueastruth 12 points ago +12 / -0

The real reason he launched the Space Force

He’s looking for Kyber crystals.

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +8 / -0

I fuckin' knew this would make its way here after I saw it on prequel memes

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pred129 7 points ago +7 / -0

......this is the way.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have spoken.

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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RyeDaD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes! Cage match winner take all trump vs biden , pence vs harris.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have something that You want,

that means more to me than you will ever know,

You will never get it

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ColoRADoPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

STICKY THIS PLEASE!!

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LazySusan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this show. It's so true to what Star Wars once was. I don't know how the Chinese Disney investors were kept away from it!

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ObjectiveReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean they didn't ruin season 2?

Season 1 was filled with issues but it at least had good atmosphere and wasn't swamped with pidgeon holed agendas. Figured that once popular, it would be a prime target to start injecting their social nonsense.

Just like with Cobra Kai. Good shit comes out, wait, can't have people coming away with problematic opinions, better swerve

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Ryoten 3 points ago +3 / -0

season 2 was better then 1. And 1 was already good.

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ObjectiveReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wasn't prepared to agree.

I can't believe how many annoying areas it regressed in. From the the girl power final mission, to the fight choreography where everyone has to kick someone before they can shoot them, to pascal only ever being shot in the small areas armored with beskar (does it magnetically attract blaster fire or something??) to the awful inserts - I loved how down to earth Mandalorian was, no Jedi, no Siths, no lightsabers, no magic McGuffins, no fate of the galaxy shit and no 'member berries, but suddenly we have fanboi jerk off Ashoka, magic special dark sabers, plot convenient Beskar spears, and Bobba fucking Fett. Goddamn it. A krayt dragon is a nice fan service, even Fetts armor I can accept but jesus fucking christ, why not have Chewie and the Falcon for an episode at this point fucking hack writers. Where's the cantina scene? Will Mando meet C3-PO and mutter "I hate droids" next?

...But then that one X-Wing arrived. And you knew instantly it was the one Jedi arriving. And there it is, robed up, gloved hand and green lightsaber and I was on board. All I kept repeating in my mind was if that was Rei or some stupid post cannon mall ninja jedi I was done with this show... but... but, if that's Mark Hamil, I swear if that's Mark Hamil I'll forgive everything. I'll forgive every goddamn little nitpicky bs that I hate because thematically it book ends everything perfectly.

Damn credits should have rolled with this, fucking deserved it.

Ok Mandalorian Season 2, you win. I concede.

But season 3 you'll be back to main characters rolling out of cover towards a storm trooper who is too dazzled to fire before popping up to a helicopter kick to put them off balance then shooting them in a chest with a blaster. And what will be left to save you then? Nothing.

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Ryoten 1 point ago +1 / -0

I liked ahsoka, I liked seeing Boba. The dark saber has a loooong story line. It first appeared in star wars the clone wars and reappeared in star wars rebels. I was happy to see it in live action and assume it will play a massive role in season 3. Also Katee sackoff as Bo Katan ( another big character from clone wars and rebels) was a nice touch for me.

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ObjectiveReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking 'member berry bullshit.

Look at all things you know we crammed in! Remember this! Remember this! Our main characters just so happens to cross paths with ALL of it!! We even gave him the legendary McGuffin!

What's that? You just wanted a slice of life story about a single father trying to make it in a harsh galaxy? FUCK YOU, it's time for spinoffs while we build out the Disney MCU for EPIC(tm) fate of the galaxy Avengers shit!

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LazySusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing SJW about season two is that they went out of their way to make a female-only team for one episode. I don't care what gender the characters are, but it was really obvious what they did. One male character was straight up missing with no explanation because girl power. Who knows, maybe that will be the start of the SJW BS... πŸ˜•

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Ryoten 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didnt even pick up on that. Too much going on in that episode. Plus kate sackoff as Bo Katan was an excellent casting choice.

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LazySusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was. I agree, the episode was amazing otherwise...

    • SPOILERS**

It's just that as soon as Mando approached the two female mandalorians in the bar, I turned to my husband and asked "where is the other male mandalorian?" They definitely cut him out of the episode for girl power!

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Ryoten 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did wonder that myself.

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SpookySpook 2 points ago +4 / -2

One would think that a Christian website would say that Trump got the Longinus Spear

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Buchwild 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm still waiting for that behind the gym fight Biden wanted!