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mifisulo 89 points ago +89 / -0

Lmao

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Proud_American 75 points ago +75 / -0

I wonder if they have standing to do that. Let’s ask SCOTUS.

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HillarysStrapOn 38 points ago +38 / -0

SCOTUS has left the room

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Sumarongi 22 points ago +22 / -0

Chief cuck Robert’s must first ask Chyna

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ccpeatshit 2 points ago +3 / -1

is this real?

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was being facetious. It very well may be, though I have no knowledge

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Plexfit 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is. They are all on China's payrolls.

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Random_Aussie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cali has no standing to challenge it. -- SCOTUS, probably.

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Trick 47 points ago +47 / -0

I was so expecting this to be a "Babylon Bee" headline. But I guess since it's not it's even more funny.

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RyanT282 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Genesious Times is similar to the Bee. Not nearly as well known, but they definitely have lots of funny satire. I keep forgetting to bookmark them.

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Trick 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well now I feel a bit silly. Thanks for the tip.

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RyanT282 10 points ago +10 / -0

No worries! Check them out, though. Lots of funny "reporting."

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Lol_Garrus 25 points ago +26 / -1

"If voting Democrat worked, you wouldn't have left California."

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findthewarmspot 23 points ago +23 / -0

Texas is fucking full. Stop in Colorado. They are blue.

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unicornpoop 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't believe ANY state is blue at this point.

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findthewarmspot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, well those 2 areas voted out Cory and a democratic governor.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Voter Fraud has entered the chat.

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comakevin76 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah, and they should follow it. It's Texas. Don't mess with Texas!

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Average-Joe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Don't California my Texas!

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defiant_liberty 10 points ago +10 / -0

I moved out of that state because it was a socialist shit hole. Now all the socialists are fleeing out of there like rats fleeing a sinking ship. Fuck, you can't get rid of them!

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TXRanger 10 points ago +10 / -0

Texas is looking better everyday. I'd past a law...if you move from CA or NY can't vote until you've passed a History Class.

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Fuchtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Texas history, it's still taught in our high schools.

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RyanT282 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL 🤣

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Alaskan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well now I’m happy the border is closed to Alaska.

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Plexfit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I might join you guys there in a few years. Just thinking ahead. Liberals hate cold and illegals can’t go to Alaska without going through Canada so none of the trashes from the lower 48 can follow us there.

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh... we have quite a few liberals in anchorage. 😕 They enjoy granola, bicycles, and hiking and skiing. The rest of us hunt, fish, snomachine, drink, go shooting, go to our cabins off the road system and off the grid, usually have planes in the fam, (highest pop of pilots per capita) and have multiple boats for the lakes and rivers. If you can’t afford these things, befriend someone who can. Can’t throw a rock without hitting someone in this lifestyle.

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣👌

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BottleGnome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't tell satire c rom reality anymore

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Justin0Pinion 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can move to Upper Michigan... if the weather doesn't destroy them, a yooper knows how to put a commie into quarantine!

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phlashmanusa 3 points ago +3 / -0

EPIC...LOL

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monkadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish Utah could do this. Ever since California has locked down, we have been flooded with people from there. Really good move to slow a supposedly deadly disease, make sure millions flood into small towns with no hospital capacity from areas with plenty of it.

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GRUNT1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do one for ny too

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AWES 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too busy working.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

AT LAST

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LibertyJustice4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arizona supports!

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Justin0Pinion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess that would actually only apply to democratic leaders of cali, since they are the only ones allowed to go anywhere

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TrumpIsTheVictor 2 points ago +3 / -1

The best stay at home order in history. LOL

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Seventeen_70_sickkkk 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is funny but holy shit I wish we had an official breaking for importsnt shit cuz you bastards get me every single time.

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Kckroosian 1 point ago +1 / -0

This real?

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SisterCovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Genesious Times is a satire site.

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Kckroosian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought so. That was too funny to be true.

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basedsahm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Montana seconds that order. Lotta californians creeping in lately. They better vote red!

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Plexfit 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't. Don't keep your hopes up. Best is for Texas to erect the border and starts rejecting these fuckers from getting in.

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