The Genesious Times is similar to the Bee. Not nearly as well known, but they definitely have lots of funny satire. I keep forgetting to bookmark them.
I moved out of that state because it was a socialist shit hole. Now all the socialists are fleeing out of there like rats fleeing a sinking ship. Fuck, you can't get rid of them!
I might join you guys there in a few years. Just thinking ahead. Liberals hate cold and illegals can’t go to Alaska without going through Canada so none of the trashes from the lower 48 can follow us there.
Oh... we have quite a few liberals in anchorage. 😕
They enjoy granola, bicycles, and hiking and skiing. The rest of us hunt, fish, snomachine, drink, go shooting, go to our cabins off the road system and off the grid, usually have planes in the fam, (highest pop of pilots per capita) and have multiple boats for the lakes and rivers. If you can’t afford these things, befriend someone who can. Can’t throw a rock without hitting someone in this lifestyle.
Wish Utah could do this. Ever since California has locked down, we have been flooded with people from there. Really good move to slow a supposedly deadly disease, make sure millions flood into small towns with no hospital capacity from areas with plenty of it.
Lmao
I wonder if they have standing to do that. Let’s ask SCOTUS.
SCOTUS has left the room
Chief cuck Robert’s must first ask Chyna
is this real?
I was being facetious. It very well may be, though I have no knowledge
It is. They are all on China's payrolls.
Cali has no standing to challenge it. -- SCOTUS, probably.
I was so expecting this to be a "Babylon Bee" headline. But I guess since it's not it's even more funny.
The Genesious Times is similar to the Bee. Not nearly as well known, but they definitely have lots of funny satire. I keep forgetting to bookmark them.
Well now I feel a bit silly. Thanks for the tip.
No worries! Check them out, though. Lots of funny "reporting."
"If voting Democrat worked, you wouldn't have left California."
Texas is fucking full. Stop in Colorado. They are blue.
I don't believe ANY state is blue at this point.
Yea, well those 2 areas voted out Cory and a democratic governor.
Voter Fraud has entered the chat.
Yeah, and they should follow it. It's Texas. Don't mess with Texas!
Don't California my Texas!
I moved out of that state because it was a socialist shit hole. Now all the socialists are fleeing out of there like rats fleeing a sinking ship. Fuck, you can't get rid of them!
Texas is looking better everyday. I'd past a law...if you move from CA or NY can't vote until you've passed a History Class.
Texas history, it's still taught in our high schools.
LOL 🤣
Well now I’m happy the border is closed to Alaska.
I might join you guys there in a few years. Just thinking ahead. Liberals hate cold and illegals can’t go to Alaska without going through Canada so none of the trashes from the lower 48 can follow us there.
Oh... we have quite a few liberals in anchorage. 😕 They enjoy granola, bicycles, and hiking and skiing. The rest of us hunt, fish, snomachine, drink, go shooting, go to our cabins off the road system and off the grid, usually have planes in the fam, (highest pop of pilots per capita) and have multiple boats for the lakes and rivers. If you can’t afford these things, befriend someone who can. Can’t throw a rock without hitting someone in this lifestyle.
🤣👌
Can't tell satire c rom reality anymore
They can move to Upper Michigan... if the weather doesn't destroy them, a yooper knows how to put a commie into quarantine!
EPIC...LOL
Wish Utah could do this. Ever since California has locked down, we have been flooded with people from there. Really good move to slow a supposedly deadly disease, make sure millions flood into small towns with no hospital capacity from areas with plenty of it.
Do one for ny too
Too busy working.
AT LAST
Arizona supports!
Guess that would actually only apply to democratic leaders of cali, since they are the only ones allowed to go anywhere
The best stay at home order in history. LOL
This is funny but holy shit I wish we had an official breaking for importsnt shit cuz you bastards get me every single time.
This real?
Genesious Times is a satire site.
I thought so. That was too funny to be true.
Montana seconds that order. Lotta californians creeping in lately. They better vote red!
They don't. Don't keep your hopes up. Best is for Texas to erect the border and starts rejecting these fuckers from getting in.