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MapleLeafMAGA 43 points ago +43 / -0

Damn that Covid infection is getting spicy, stabbing motherfuckers now?

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mgawdfrey 18 points ago +18 / -0

it's been shooting people too it's not unreasonable to imagine it stabbing someone and throwing them off a balcony i bet it plays with rare radioactive isotopes too

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

CDC will be updating their list of Covid symptoms to include stab wounds and plummeting from great heights.