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OK: This is still funnier than Fuck; Piss Off PC People (media.patriots.win) 🚁 FREE CHOPPER RIDES 🚁
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +1317 / -3
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ChelseaHubbell 75 points ago +76 / -1

I'm asian and this is funny as fuck

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pepes_of_fire 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is funny. I remember in high school all the asian kids were pretty vicious about mocking each other - hell, the Chinese kids even mocked each other's Chinese accents and home provinces.

A funny joke is a funny joke.

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, none of that is racism until some one comes and puts that thought into everyone's mind.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless fellow Patriot

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skyehye808 28 points ago +28 / -0

🤣 bahahaha

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

kek

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AnaMerican_1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes

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Pigpenlordofdirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

That lizard cost him $1000 a month to every person above the age of 18!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cucumberbro 17 points ago +17 / -0

For y'all wondering, that's a tegu lizard she's holding. It has massive cheeks that give it a bite force that is stronger than a pitbull's if I recall correctly. They make cool pets, but they seem expensive and high maintenance which is why I got a dog instead.

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PrussianShrooms 10 points ago +11 / -1

Wait until you have a brother move in with you and he likes to collect "exotic, poisonous" insects. Every damn day I was home I would check those cages and if one had been missing I had the bug bomb in hand ready to pop the top, grab the cats and boogie. So relieved when he got rid of them and switch to fish tanks.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is a reason that certain pets are commonplace. They were easier to take care of and handle.

Except for camels. People just wanted a mean animal to be an asshole to everyone for no reason.

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth. I used to own ferrets

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BunnyPicnic 4 points ago +7 / -3

Asians eat cats and dogs, not pet them.

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DblFistinPiston 10 points ago +10 / -0

I tried petting one once, apparently there is something called consent.

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papagiorgio-g 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL! As a White guy with yellow fever, that shit's funny right there.

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AnaMerican_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

SO, I should name my lizard "Tegu" is what you're saying.

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Cucumberbro 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I'm saying is I named my dog tegu.

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AnaMerican_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roger.

I'm going to go break my foot pulling my dog Tegu's tail in the shower...

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

i got bit by an alligator lizard yesterday in SoCal . . . had to squeeze the shit outta him until he let go . . .

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conservativeyuppie 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Leaked photo of Elaine Chao holding husband Mitch McConnell hostage "

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

heh heh heh

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samgab 7 points ago +7 / -0

This was the New Zealand I grew up in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj878_ICHE0

PC Culture can suck my ballsack.

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pepes_of_fire 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact the Asian kid got it right is brilliant. Life imitating art.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Selah

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bubble_bursts 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am an asian and I approve this message

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

God Bless Pede

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narvster 4 points ago +5 / -1

That is sooo wrong, as someone from the UK that is officially an Oriental, not an Asian.

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YourBasedRBelongToUs 10 points ago +10 / -0

I agree, it is sooo Wong

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Mainwar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sum Ting Wong

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narvster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg so rayciss! 😁

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Orientals are rugs not people.

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narvster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop trying to culturally conquer my people's terminologies!

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ABrainDisease 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oriental is an offensive term in the US now.

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narvster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not in the UK, it's the official term to use, funny how shit changes.

Asian applies to Indians and Pakistanis over here.

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ABrainDisease 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theres no word here that would put indians and Pakistanis in the same category. Everyone between pakistan and turkey are middle easterners. Indians are indians...their not really asian and definitly not middle eastern.

In the US any time we see news where the immigrants are called asian, people here figure its Euro news hiding that theyre middle eastern.

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narvster 1 point ago +1 / -0

For us its:

Arabs - middle Easterners

Asians - Indian subcontinent

Orientals - US Asians

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PrussianShrooms 2 points ago +3 / -1

Do you need a comfort animal? Perhaps some crayons? Counselors are standing by.

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narvster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure you misunderstand

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samgab 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤢🤢🤢🤢... 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

This reminds me of a parrot joke.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahahaha

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The_red_hat 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i laughed quite a bit . . .

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phlashmanusa 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK so what do ya do with them? Oops never mind I know already...

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

yup

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Lefty59 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fang Fang's School picture.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

reeeeeeealitry !!!!!!!!!!!

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SgtGoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahh.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO Patriopede!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You always have great posts and comments . . . i have studied Martial Arts for over 40 years and Love Me Muh Asians . . .

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

'Fratterer' to you!

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

heh heh heh

God Bless fellow Patriot

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Coolgenner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sum ting Wong

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Pigpenlordofdirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its Fang Fang and Swallowswell

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeesh!

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hunterhiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣😭😭

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michellehasawinky 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMFAO

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

/#MeToo

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jsmurphy62 3 points ago +3 / -0

IN-N-OUT.

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Nadlers_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Farty Swalwell on a date.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahahahahaha

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ItsTooMuchWinning -14 points ago +1 / -15

Hey guys, here's an idea, let's make TDW a hub for ethnic jokes. That'll help us gain support and win elections.

/s.

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lilree 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wee Woo Wee Woo! PC POLICE! Your crusade to protect other people's emotions never end. Yes, everyone has the emotional fragility of a teenager! Fight on, mighty crusader.

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The_Almighty_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

I read that in the voice of the Banana Guards from Adventure Time lol

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me and my family loved adventure time until it got all faggy towards the end

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I had a pretty strong "are you fuckin kidding me" face on once Marceline and Bubblegum started smoochin. 😒

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love watching that kinda stuff with my kids, don't you? They were older then but still

Now, every commercial on TV is nonstop gay and trans minority wokeness. Ugh

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even have kids. Adventure Time and Regular Show seemed to just be geared toward appealing to 20-somethings IMO.

Regular Show was much better. If memory serves me, it didn't cuck out at all.

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ItsTooMuchWinning 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't crusade for it, but this post has zero relevance to anything Trump.

All it does is piss people off without gaining us anything in return.

Sharing an important truth that may be offensive is important and honorable. Sharing an offense just for the sake of being offensive is a losing strategy.

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lilree 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sharing an important truth that may be offensive is important and honorable. Sharing an offense just for the sake of being offensive is a losing strategy.

No. We do it because it's funny, and being fun with little regard for political correctness is part of this battle. We don't posture ourselves in the perfect position to please everyone because we're not politicians - we're everyday people. If you want everyone to conform to thinktank-approved behaviors, then go work for a campaign. It's not happening on the internet.

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MustBeTrump 5 points ago +7 / -2

LMAO you fucking cuck. Elections are over fag boy. Thank you for adding the /s otherwise it wouldn't be entirely obvious that you smell of soy

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ItsTooMuchWinning -1 points ago +1 / -2

Wow, someone got triggered

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

snivel on nancy