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Siteless_Vagrant 26 points ago +26 / -0

My fear is DC may capsize. It's not very big, and the Washington Monument already makes it top heavy.

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PEPEpeepee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuck i came here to make that joke 😤

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jrgreen73 11 points ago +11 / -0

Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump turning a swam into a lake would be a successful real estate move.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lakefront property is more valuable than swampfront property.

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JokerPede 9 points ago +9 / -0

I now understand how that man manages to get reelected.. Dominion.

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Centrist_Vet 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the dude! I was still active duty when he said that crap while we were headed to Guam...fucking lol...

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 6 points ago +6 / -0

This bleep needs to go

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Duke65 5 points ago +6 / -1

And allot of pedes thought I was crazy for posting if it was wise to have so many patriots in one place at one time.

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KARamerica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dave Chapelle?

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Useful idiot. Popular among idiots.

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blacksmith21 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing that someone as stupid as Johnson could get elected. Then again, riggers.

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greatgonzochops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this man the biggest moron in office? I mean, the others are stupid, but this one's special..

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Dunreithdeadhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry Hanky Panky D.C. won't tip over because of to many Trump supporters being there it will flood from all the liberal tears...we all got life jackets though so FUCK YOUR FEELINGS

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T471 1 point ago +2 / -1

Aside from breaking local laws; If Patriots show up armed to the teeth and we have one NFAC level event then everything the media has been pushing becomes reality.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see the potential for huge upset with commies sending mass shooters to this event.

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the swamp turns into a lake, Hank will probably drown. something-something can't swim.