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SalinationNation [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

These fuckers are pushing ever harder to pry the family apart and steal our children, utter ridiculousness, UN Resolution on child privacy??

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nozonozo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Aren't all the leaders at the UN childless?

Repeat after me: Google is evil. Google is evil. Google is evil.

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sleepinggiant 12 points ago +12 / -0

Be upfront with your kids. Im monitoring your shit so we both dont go to jail. When you turn 18 you can go to jail all by yourself.

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meme_oil 7 points ago +7 / -0

who the hell lets their kids have a google account?!

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Anaconda 9 points ago +11 / -2

Most normies including Trump voters

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meme_oil 4 points ago +4 / -0

same people packing the walmart parking lot so they can still buy chicom slave products while everyone else cant open their stores!

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meme_oil 3 points ago +3 / -0

if you arent home schooling your kids you hate them.

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GuessWhat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Outrageous. No words.

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RahkeemTheMachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hate to break it to you guys but our kids are eventually going to find ways around whatever you think your monitoring

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Anaconda 2 points ago +4 / -2

LMAO. We are so cucked. They want children to mutilate their bodies and become trannies

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InterloperKO 1 point ago +1 / -0

"..as their (children's) expectation of privacy increases"

No self-awareness from gulag

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +2 / -1

What is bad about that?

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snowpuppy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're normalizing surveillance to the next generation. "We're just lovingly watching over you like your parents do!" -- Big Brother.

Company cites United Nations declaration on child privacy rights

Yet the EU made parental controls mandatory up to 16 years old.

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snitches on parents monitoring children to keep them safe, hides permissions to allow them to monitor the very same children by burying it 300 pages into their terms and services

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why, as parents, my husband and I just cut to the chase and tell our kids "Fuck yeah we're not letting you have an internet account; oh, you have to have a Teams account for school? We've already told the principle we need access to it."

If you're a minor child in my house, we're monitoring what you do -- don't try to lie to us; your father and I were bad kids who know every trick in the book -- lying gets you more trouble. This saves any tears later.

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Rubberbunnies 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is a backdoor for traffickers.